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NG Mafia

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-14 22:37:36


At 10/14/08 02:23 AM, Ghost wrote:
At 10/13/08 09:42 PM, VGRCL wrote: I just didnt wanna get on anyones bad side..
You didn't, this is Boris. He is crazy, go ahead and talk to him.

Yeah come and talk wit me it'll be fun.

At 10/14/08 09:39 AM, Strauss wrote: woah man, i didn't see YOU getting in on the argument at all, haha.

I'm like the backup quarter back. You never really need me that much, but l'm on the team.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-14 22:39:23


At 10/14/08 10:26 PM, CH4ZM4N92 wrote: Yeah, i know. i didnt think he was a spammer though, i thoght he was just a dumbass w/ a keyboard

Chaz, please read your posts before you actually click the submit button. You need to proofread them at the very least, and use correct spelling and grammar. Please, before I blow up again. Even though I am no longer a capo I still think I should tell you this because of the rules in here. One liners are tolerated, but please don't make them crap one liners.

Mmk?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-14 22:39:43


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baked
bad boy
B. I. G.

NG Mafia

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 00:14:31


Sup negroes.

I'm going for my license test again in eight days. If you all remember I went off a few months ago for failing the first time...miserably. I won't let that shit happen again.

Also I'm trying to become an author lolz. My (unfinished) novel rules so hard and it's partially based on the scifi story I started here 2 years ago. Good times.

AND my Xbox finally got to the repair center, so I'll be able to play again in a little while, assuming fuck-face Snype gets Live again because no-one else is cool like us and has it (That I know of or care about). I finally manage to get into Call of Duty 4 and my Bawks craps out. Fucking great.

Dicks everywhere lol.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 01:12:25


At 10/15/08 12:14 AM, PenitentTangent wrote: Sup negroes.

I'm going for my license test again in eight days. If you all remember I went off a few months ago for failing the first time...miserably. I won't let that shit happen again.

Yeah, I failed my license test the first time also. Got a damn critical error. How many can you miss before you fail? Is it the same all over the country? (I'm making the assumption that you're from the US, so correct me if I'm wrong) In California you can make 15 errors before you fail. I missed the magical number of 14. =D

Also I'm trying to become an author lolz. My (unfinished) novel rules so hard and it's partially based on the scifi story I started here 2 years ago. Good times.

How long is it now?

At 10/14/08 10:26 PM, CH4ZM4N92 wrote: Yeah, i know. i didnt think he was a spammer though, i thoght he was just a dumbass w/ a keyboard

And the difference between that and a spammer is...?

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 02:18:36


At 10/14/08 10:39 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: _

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Agreed

Never pick a fight you can't bring a hand grenade to.

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 09:18:48


well good luck on your license test. i know that for me, i failed it on the first try, but got it on the 2nd. so if you fail, don't be too bummed.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 10:05:35


I also failed my first drivers test because I didn't know where my parking lights were. I didn't even know a car had parking lights. I was like, "Do you mean my four ways?" he said no.. your parking lights.. and I was like, "What's the purpose of having special lights for when you park? That's retarded." I never even got to drive my first time.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 11:26:34


well that's what you get when you mouth off to the instructor.

hmmmm.....parking lights, i never heard of them in the United States. i've heard of them in europe. do you live in europe?

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 11:35:00


At 10/15/08 10:05 AM, Corky52 wrote: I also failed my first drivers test because I didn't know where my parking lights were. I didn't even know a car had parking lights. I was like, "Do you mean my four ways?" he said no.. your parking lights.. and I was like, "What's the purpose of having special lights for when you park? That's retarded." I never even got to drive my first time.

They are the lights with the headlights, normally you click through them to turn the headlights on.
right?
You really should of known all the stuff they were going to ask before you went.
If you had professional lessons at all they should of gone through it with you.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 12:08:43


At 10/15/08 11:26 AM, Strauss wrote: well that's what you get when you mouth off to the instructor.

It's ok. It was worth to see how upset he got.


hmmmm.....parking lights, i never heard of them in the United States. i've heard of them in europe. do you live in europe?

No I live in America and I had never heard of them before. The funny thing was my parents had never heard of them and nobody that I talked to have ever heard of them before.

At 10/15/08 11:35 AM, Shaun wrote:
They are the lights with the headlights, normally you click through them to turn the headlights on.
right?

I guess so. The second time I went the person never asked me to turn them on. I've never seen anyone use them before as all they do is make your lights dim to the point where you can barely see anything inside of your car.

You really should of known all the stuff they were going to ask before you went.
If you had professional lessons at all they should of gone through it with you.

The funny thing was thought that the second time I went and I had somebody else instead of the same person and they said that they never ask where the parking lights were and that I shouldn't have been asked the question in the first place. That would explain why I never learned any of it from my drivers ed teacher also.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 16:12:21


First time I took my road test I failed within the first five seconds. I went to make a turn and almost caused an accident. Nothing has changed since that day even though l passed the second time, (somehow).


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 17:18:24


Coincidently I'm going to try the practical (written) test this weekend. Hopefully I'll pass...
After a year, I get to take my actual road test.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 18:18:59


yeah i remember my driving test. i was really nervous. but then again i passed my first time with a 79. i think its because im awesome

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 19:41:02


At 10/15/08 11:35 AM, Shaun wrote:
They are the lights with the headlights, normally you click through them to turn the headlights on.
right?

oh that's right! the parking lights are lights right beside the headlights. they're orange. it's kinda like turning on all your brakes and turn signals on at once, except half as bright.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 19:48:32


At 10/15/08 05:18 PM, Snype wrote: Coincidently I'm going to try the practical (written) test this weekend. Hopefully I'll pass...
After a year, I get to take my actual road test.

A year? Here in America, you only have to wait six months after taking the permit test. Also, it's ridiculously easy, in my mind it's completely pointless. The road test is basically the only thing htat matters.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 19:54:12


At 10/15/08 07:48 PM, jew193 wrote: in my mind it's completely pointless. The road test is basically the only thing htat matters.

Yeah but you need a permit to take the test. Not to mention if you don't you're considered an illegal driver. Also you need a permit to take drivers ed which greatly helps your chances of passing. Unless you're me and fail.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 19:58:43


At 10/15/08 07:54 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:
At 10/15/08 07:48 PM, jew193 wrote: in my mind it's completely pointless. The road test is basically the only thing htat matters.
Yeah but you need a permit to take the test. Not to mention if you don't you're considered an illegal driver. Also you need a permit to take drivers ed which greatly helps your chances of passing. Unless you're me and fail.

Sorry. I should have been more specific. I got my permit, and didn't take the test within a year, so it expired. But all I had to do was retake the permit test, and I could take a driving test. So why the hell would I even need to take the second permit test in the first place? That's what I meant, the second permit is uber pointless.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 20:18:18


Well I got my graduated drivers license on July 28 2007

I went that morning to take the test,
and was sweating bullets nervous about the thing.
Got in the car with the state trooper,
and ended up passing it with a 97.

It's not a hard test at all, just dont wreck.. lol


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 20:19:06


Well when you put it that way having a second permit, IS pretty damn pointless. Didn't know it had a one year expiration date though. I never read the fine print. Happy 47000 replies guys,


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 20:23:24


At 10/15/08 08:19 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Well when you put it that way having a second permit, IS pretty damn pointless. Didn't know it had a one year expiration date though. I never read the fine print. Happy 47000 replies guys,

Yeah, the expiration date is the other thing that I find completely and udderly pointless.

moo
At 10/15/08 08:18 PM, VGRCL wrote: Well I got my graduated drivers license on July 28 2007

I went that morning to take the test,
and was sweating bullets nervous about the thing.
Got in the car with the state trooper,
and ended up passing it with a 97.

You take the test with a state trooper? We just take it with some person who works for the DMV. Also, in California, we don't have a percentage. you can miss 15, and that's it. How low of a percentage can you get and still pass?

It's not a hard test at all, just dont wreck.. lol

Yeah, and don't be overexcited to turn. If you have to wait, then wait.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 20:32:41


At 10/15/08 08:23 PM, jew193 wrote: How low of a percentage can you get and still pass?

In New York you're allowed to be docked 25 points. So basically you're not allowed to get under a 75. My second time taking it I got an 83. The first time I got a, 'go gome.'


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 20:44:12


You take the test with a state trooper? We just take it with some person who works for the DMV. Also, in California, we don't have a percentage. you can miss 15, and that's it. How low of a percentage can you get and still pass?

75 percent is the lowest you can make.


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 23:15:10


At 10/15/08 05:18 PM, Snype wrote: Coincidently I'm going to try the practical (written) test this weekend. Hopefully I'll pass...
After a year, I get to take my actual road test.

oh god did I hate that part, but the real hard part it when you do the driving part of the test.
PAY ATTENTION, don't speed, DON'T TOUCH THE RADIO, 3sec stops, look both ways at
RR crossing, practice driving the car you will use for the test(the smaller the car the better)
I failed my first DT in a minivan, passed it in my grand am.

the 'parking lights' are the yellow lights next to your headlights, driving/fog lamps are the ones low/under the headlights...

Dont trash a grand am unless you drive a v6 version like mine

NG Mafia


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 23:22:32


dont get angry for the second post this is for a new subject.

I talked with ghost about the mafia website, and found out it died, so I would suggest that we make a new one BUT we use something like myspace to spread our popularity and we could list our requirements, and post things for the mafia.

what does everyone think?
any suggestions/requests?


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 23:23:13


At 10/15/08 11:15 PM, KingOfSnipers wrote: Dont trash a grand am unless you drive a v6 version like mine

Why settle for a Grand Am when you can get a '69 Mustang Fastback, like mine.

But seriously, stop posting that pic all around the BBS.

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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-15 23:34:47


At 10/15/08 11:23 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Why settle for a Grand Am when you can get a '69 Mustang Fastback, like mine.

1992 pontiac grand am 3.3 v6, 0-60 in 5.6 sec top speed 138 mph AND 30mpg
'mustangs are like tampons, every pu$$y has one'


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-16 00:09:45


At 10/15/08 11:34 PM, KingOfSnipers wrote: 1992 pontiac grand am 3.3 v6, 0-60 in 5.6 sec top speed 138 mph AND 30mpg
'mustangs are like tampons, every pu$$y has one'

Oh wow, you're comparing a 1992 Pontiac Grand Am, to a 1969 Mustang? You must be out of your fucking mind.

390ci v8 w/ 4spd, 0-60 in 5.3, top speed is 157, 23.7 mpg.

Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-16 00:31:47


At 10/16/08 12:09 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
At 10/15/08 11:34 PM, KingOfSnipers wrote: 1992 pontiac grand am 3.3 v6, 0-60 in 5.6 sec top speed 138 mph AND 30mpg
390ci v8 w/ 4spd, 0-60 in 5.3, top speed is 157, 23.7 mpg.

the grand am is a 3 speed trans and has 170 hp (which isn't much) but it whoops 90% of v8 mustangs in the 1/4 mile. yours is only a LITTLE faster and it has 2 more cylinders making how many more hp?
Oh and the grand am only cost me $2000 where as your mustang is a 60's collectible worth way more, but the GA is faster on a real race track, not just in a strait line.
what state do you live in I'll race you for pinks!!!


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Response to NG Mafia 2008-10-16 00:43:20


At 10/16/08 12:31 AM, KingOfSnipers wrote: the grand am is a 3 speed trans and has 170 hp (which isn't much) but it whoops 90% of v8 mustangs in the 1/4 mile. yours is only a LITTLE faster and it has 2 more cylinders making how many more hp?
Oh and the grand am only cost me $2000 where as your mustang is a 60's collectible worth way more, but the GA is faster on a real race track, not just in a strait line.
what state do you live in I'll race you for pinks!!!

California.

To avoid making a one word post: My story should be finished in a couple of days, look forward to it.