I wasn't wearing a condom when we were finished.
cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth
The worst things to say during sex.
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At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?
How could anyone find brutally killing kittens fun. I just couldn't take it.
The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...
At 8/28/09 07:02 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:At 8/28/09 06:39 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: have you ever seen ED offended?How could anyone find brutally killing kittens fun. I just couldn't take it.
the kittens where the only part that truely got me, some of the stuff i laughed
sry
in your bbs, killin your threads
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
"You are tighter than your sister."
CAREFREE WHEREVER I MAY BE
"Good lordy, Is that your PENIS?"
I am the all the one and the master of the lulz...those who deny my mastery of lulz shall be smittin with a brick in there pants I give no mercy, no quarter, no rights.
Hey I came out of one of these once!
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Wow, it's much funner when they're voluntary!
Before insertion: Do you mind keeping that picture of your mom up
While your fucking ; OMG if it wasn't for me remembering that picture of Bruce Bringstein without a shirt, i dont think i could have pulled this off.
After you ejaculate : I have aids
"Did you know that Rig is a mod once more?"
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Hang in there, baby, I've gotta check my emails.
That'll kill the mood
Yell 'KHAAAAAAAAN!' at insertion and don't stop until you're done.
You laughing at me? YOU LAUGHING AT THE BEST!
"Shut up, or it's going in your ass."
(Five minutes later)
"Shut up or it's going in your eye socket."
Ye
"Let me put on my wizard hat and magic robe..." Before.
"I USE MANA RESERVES" During
" Sing the FF wining theme " After
At 8/29/09 07:17 AM, UberCream wrote: "Shut up, or it's going in your ass."
(Five minutes later)
"Shut up or it's going in your eye socket."
Actually, I do that routine backwards.
"What's your account level on NG!?"
"Ewww. what is that thing down there. It looks like a sad old man".
