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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:10 AM Reply

"That'll do pig, that'll do."


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:10 AM Reply

"My mom taught me this move!"

shudders

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:10 AM Reply

The worst thing to say during sex?

"This thread has been done before."


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:11 AM Reply

Ragel mcfragle bismarco chalentra renadricatra, blaue

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:18 AM Reply

"hey *oohhh* babe"
"Wha *moaaaaaan*t"
"I lost the game"


Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:23 AM Reply

At 8/28/09 06:10 AM, Gagsy wrote: The worst thing to say during sex?

"This thread has been done before."

I can't find it anywhere.

I searched, "worst during sex" and couldn't find it. I also searched, "during," and "say during," and those gave me nada.

Zip, zero, squat

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 06:23 AM Reply

At 8/28/09 06:10 AM, Gagsy wrote: The worst thing to say during sex?

"This thread has been done before."

Haha, I can imagine tha-

Oh wait...
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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 06:23 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Haha, I can imagine tha-

Oh wait...

Ow, my stride. You broke it...


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:33 PM Reply

Who likes showtunes!?


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:34 PM Reply

A girl once said to me before we went to her room:

"You know... you remind me of my brother."

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:34 PM Reply

i'm going to kill you now.


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:35 PM Reply

"Is it in?"

3 Words that'll crush a mans ego


Audio submissions - Click Here =D

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:35 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 06:10 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: "My mom taught me this move!"

shudders

now that is creepy but genius.


cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:35 PM Reply

Yell out her dad's name rght before you cum.


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:36 PM Reply

"Penis one, vagina nil"

Make sure never add a "I rock" at the end either

"So... I heard your mum puts out"

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:36 PM Reply

"Am I doing it rite?"


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:36 PM Reply

the most legendary of all things of course

"i am your father"


in your bbs, killin your threads
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:37 PM Reply

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:38 PM Reply

"so... which hole was it again?"
or
"Wait, you're a girl? ewwww"
or
"I better wear a condom, I don't want to catch the retard"


Fucking crazy, and proud.
Your god is a fraud!

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:39 PM Reply

"Y'know, my friends totally bet me I wouldn't do this!"

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:40 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 02:39 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: "Y'know, my friends totally bet me I wouldn't do this!"

haha, this thread has been won.


Fucking crazy, and proud.
Your god is a fraud!

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM Reply

Before ejac: YOU'RE SUCH A BEAST!

... I'm not the one that says that

... no I'm still a virgin :(
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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM Reply

"Sorry, wrong hole."


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 02:51 PM Reply

"Happy birthday, Grandma."

Seriously, nobody?

The codfish on the park bench is fried by the raw maple. 30/10/2009

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:00 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 04:28 AM, Cericon wrote: I have AIDS.

That made me lol so fucking hard.
Also "I'm doing this for the lulz".


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:02 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 04:24 AM, UberCream wrote: Whadda you think they are.

Before Insertion: Squirtle used Harden.
During Insertion: Squirtle used Withdraw.
Right Before Ejaculation: Squirtle used Watergun and it's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Yeah but what if the GIRL said that. Huh?! HUHH?!?!


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:04 PM Reply

At 8/28/09 05:35 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: "Sorry, but your sister was better."

"Sorry but your Mother was better"

and the absolute worst:

"Sorry but your Father was better. And he swallowed too."

Man I have a screwed up brain.

Actually the worst thing to say wouldn't be that, it would be

"Sorry but mom was better."
or
"Sorry but dad was better."


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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:06 PM Reply

"Sorry baby. I was gonna pull out, but the phone rang and it scared me."


"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:06 PM Reply

You were better in my dream...

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Response to The worst things to say during sex. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Wait, what was I supposed to do again?