Whadda you think they are.
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The worst things to say during sex.
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Make war, not love.
At 8/28/09 04:27 AM, AniMetal wrote: What is that?!
I believe it was the noise, followed by the funk. I'm sorry if I canoodled your kadoodle.
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I think the worst think to say is the right persons name during.
Oh YES JESSICA! .. My names Lisa.. Oh.. right..
.Learn by heart the greater part of them, lest they be altered.
DO YOU LIKE SEINFELD?
not all caps
Your example is good and also shows that you play with the POKeMANS.
Which is wrong.
Ooooohhhh yeah, i'm diluting your squash
Drink tea and fuck bitches.
At 8/28/09 04:41 AM, fishboy121 wrote: Ooooohhhh yeah, i'm diluting your squash
I have to say, I lollered.
Ye
Oh, another good one is "From the depths I come."
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At 8/28/09 04:50 AM, UberCream wrote: Oh, another good one is "From the depths I come."
A free cookie to anyone who can point out the reference (cookie only available with proof of purchase).
Warcraft 3.
This post was valuable.
Before: Baby, Im going to butt fuck you so hard
During: Oh yeah, come on baby sis fuck me harder!
After: You know, in a James Bond flick, both bond and the gal have the best night of their lives. And baby, that wasnt even close.
Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.
I forgot to tell you but, i have herpes.
I have never once said something so awkward during sex, but i have had some pretty weird sex. I've had a few where me and her just couldn't stop laughing because something silly happens right before we start. Farting during sex is also hilarious.
Can you put on this lion suit?
::d
So, we're pretty much friends now right?
Fuck you.
When your done swallowing the rest, get back in the kitchen and make me a sammitch.
Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.
Why do you have a penis? OH MY GOD IT'S A TRAP!!!
sterility is hereditary...LAWL
Guy: Oh shit, I forgot the condom!
Girl: That's ok, I've already got AIDS.
I don't quite see what the huge deal about the wrong name is. THe right name can be just as bad, depending on how it's said. You wouldn't want the girl to just say "Oh Bob..." in a very patronizing tone would you? Or what if she suddenly shouted "Bob?" in a questioning sort of way?
No, this is the worst thing to say durning sex:
Never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down. Never gunna turn around and hurt you
Its time to play games and jerk off. And Im all out of quarters.
"Sorry, but your sister was better."
"Sorry but your Mother was better"
and the absolute worst:
"Sorry but your Father was better. And he swallowed too."
Man I have a screwed up brain.
Hasn't this been done before?
Like, 5 times?
At 8/28/09 05:35 AM, VladimirJFaust wrote: Man I have a screwed up brain.
No, you simply have less originality.
"Oh, by the way, if you start feeling something scratch you when we're halfway done, that hamster I stuffed up my ass earlier is just trying to escape."
"This is probaby not a good time to tell you this, but...
I AM YOUR FATHER."
"OH! Slap me harder, you fat mess!"
Sneezing during climax is also funny.
Ye
"Can you make a noise like a chipmunk?"
yes.
