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Sucking dicks for cash

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Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:17:10


This man has an eight inch penis but is absolutely STD free. How much money would he have to pay you to perform oral sex on him?

Please share.

Sucking dicks for cash


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:18:40


At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, Sidorio wrote: This man has an eight inch penis but is absolutely STD free. How much money would he have to pay you to perform oral sex on him?

Please share.

100,000,000,000,000 dollars


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:19:28


I'd like to keep my dignity.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:20:52


how much does it take to go in to a insane house... cause i can pay femalkes to suc kit for me.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:21:26


1 mil

<em wait what?>


"life is like.....life."

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:21:32


More money than exists, ever has existed, or ever will exist in any universe, or in all of them if multiple universes exist. Homosexuality is unforgivable by man, and I'm not even sure if God gives forgiveness to a queer until he goes and gets the intense mental and spiritual counseling needed to eradicate the desire to do evil.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:22:05


At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, Sidorio wrote: This man has an eight inch penis but is absolutely STD free.

Oh god it's stampers mom. Run.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:24:36


I'd charge him a trillion dollars, tell him to close his eyes, and get a cow to do it.


I laugh at your sigs!

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:24:49


I'd do it for free.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:26:18


At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, Sidorio wrote: Stuff

I won't do it, I won't degrade myself for mere cash.

I'm not that materialistic.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:27:31


At 7/6/09 02:26 PM, agustana wrote:
At 7/6/09 02:19 PM, Noz-Catalyst wrote: I'd like to keep my dignity.
Dignity isn't priceless.

It is if you're perfect.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:27:43


At 7/6/09 02:24 PM, Earthshine wrote: I'd do it for free.

Same here thinking about a sexy man like that pumping his load down my throat makes my dick hard.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:32:03


Eh, five grand.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:35:46


None.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:36:48


At 7/6/09 02:35 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: None.

And no, I don't mean I'd do it for free, I mean I wouldn't be able to be payed enough.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:38:00


At 7/6/09 02:36 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:
At 7/6/09 02:35 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: None.
And no, I don't mean I'd do it for free, I mean I wouldn't be able to be payed enough.

You know you want it.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:38:55


I'd pay him!

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:41:58


At 7/6/09 02:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: One million dollars

Fixed


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:45:00


I wouldn't do it for any amount of cash, or any materialistic object. Not worth it.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:47:07


Is it necessary? I mean to suck that guys dick for cash...?

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:48:21


3000 euros

So I could get a good gaming pc lol

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 14:49:21


Minus twenty quid, I've got money to burn...


Like my cig? Hah!

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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 15:28:41


I don't know, it would depend if he can find it.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 15:38:55


No matter how big the dick, I'd just lose me head in his flab.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 16:17:02


At 7/6/09 04:11 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: I'd do it for about $600-$800.

Don't lie, you'd probably do it too.

Yeah, sucking an enormously fat guy's dick for $600 would definitely be worth the humiliation and shame you'd feel afterwards.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 16:25:48


100 bucks would do it.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 18:30:30


$250,000

I actually might do it for 100,000 ... but 250,000 i would definitely do it.

I just don't know what i'll tell people when they ask me how i made so much money.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 18:34:10


At 7/6/09 04:25 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: 100 bucks would do it.

Yeah I'm gonna have to go with this.

Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 18:34:46


Why does size matter?
Shit, 1 million dollars to do something humiliating for 5 minutes? Then I'd be set for life.


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Response to Sucking dicks for cash 2009-07-06 18:35:38


At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, Sidorio wrote: This man has an eight inch penis but is absolutely STD free. How much money would he have to pay you to perform oral sex on him?

Please share.

kno why it's std free? he's a virgin homo fatty.


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