At 7/6/09 02:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: One billion million trillion dollars

Fixed. Good one btw

Five dollars and fifty cents.

He's hot.

At 7/6/09 06:37 PM, xscoot wrote: Hmm. Would he cum on my face? In my mouth? Would I have to deepthroat? Play with his balls?

All these are factors that need to be considered. So, I ask that you all think about this stuff. Yes, put that mental image in your mind, you know you want it.

This is where the whole thing collapses. You're not meant to think too deeply about these sort of situations too deeply.

Reminds me of the times I asked my brother what he'd do with 3 wishes and he'd reply, "Wish for unlimited wishes!"

Instead of giving me money, it'd be easier just to give me some kind of "Get everything for free" card.

At 7/6/09 02:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: and I'm not even sure if God gives forgiveness to a queer until he goes and gets the intense mental and spiritual counseling needed to eradicate the desire to do evil.

God isnt real, so who cares

At 7/6/09 02:18 PM, platypuspwn wrote:

At 7/6/09 02:17 PM, Sidorio wrote: This man has an eight inch penis but is absolutely STD free. How much money would he have to pay you to perform oral sex on him?

Please share.

100,000,000,000,000 dollars

Quadruple that then times it by around 5 and we got a deal.

I'd ask for the money first, and as soon as he takes the money out puch him in the face and run.