Two hookers and an Eight Ball
Stupid People thinking I am Cool.
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Governor of the ZSC
PSN is in my sig or flashing on your screen after I kill you.
I killed a hooker.
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Tom wasn't anywhere around? That's weird he always seems to be aroud when shit like this happens...
If this is real, you shouldn't have pissed on her hair u nitwit. After she collasped and knocked herself out by runing into dumpster, u should have legged it.
If this is fake, get a life. SERIOUSLY, this is probably the sadest thing I have ever seen, IF it is a fake story.
Never post anything like this on Newgrounds or any other website again.
Watch the latest RAB animation, that first congratulations ribbon that pops up for donkey, you can officially take that.
At 6/21/09 11:51 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: You gotta cover your tracks! You should have cleaned up the mess with ShamWow. Although it didn't work to well for Vince.
Epic Win ^_^
Although, by posting this, you're screwed.
At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
: I have no sexual orientation
: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION
You worked on her body like a sculpture, I think that gives you the permission to take pics and upload it to the art portal when it's up again.
My signature was old so I changed it.
I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?
You have a lot of time on your hands, just sit around and write about old wrinkly hookers.
I like it.
At 6/21/09 11:51 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: You gotta cover your tracks! You should have cleaned up the mess with ShamWow. Although it didn't work to well for Vince.
Vince slapped a hooker because she bit his tounge while sex, now his newest add is called the slap-chop
Tox isn't allowed to come or I'm not going-Suprememessage
At 6/21/09 11:51 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: You gotta cover your tracks! You should have cleaned up the mess with ShamWow. Although it didn't work to well for Vince.
lmao
dont worry hookers dont have souls
Why do you close your eyes when we make love? :'(
Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo
Not like she had a life anyway and its not certain she was dead.
At 6/22/09 03:35 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: you killed a hooker?good for you!!!
forgot pic
Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo
Don't move! their vision is dependant on movement!
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 6/22/09 01:41 PM, EJRProductions wrote:At 6/22/09 12:57 PM, TurboTom wrote: ....I hope he does.
Never post anything like this on Newgrounds or any other website again.
And WHY is that???
There are really nice hookers in Vancouver. Haha..
"$100 for a good time boy!"
"You are freakishly hot for a hooker! No, no I can't. You are a hooker, are very dirty and that's sick."
I met a boy younger then me who does crack all the time and spends all his money on hookers. He was really sketchy. I accidentally didn't give him back his dollar fifty after I tried to buy him a primetime (he didn't have enough) and I thought he was gonna punch me out.
hurp
At 6/22/09 12:57 PM, TurboTom wrote:At 6/21/09 11:38 PM, gibleto wrote:
If this is real,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
If this is fake, get a life. SERIOUSLY, this is probably the sadest thing I have ever seen, IF it is a fake story.
MAKE me get a life. Seriously, go ahead and try. You know why you can't? Because it's all about perspective. Apparently some people found this funny. I really don't care if you did or not.
As for the rest of u who gave responces like "She diserved it" or "There will always be more around the corner", u lot are just as bad. Someone died here, and ur all joking. Even if it is a joke thread, the fact that u lot would say such sick jokes is...well, pathetic.
"us lot" is pretty much the whole of newgrounds. We all, or at least most of us, like jokes like this. Get use to it or just leave. I'm not stopping you from clicking the little x in the top right corner.
Never post anything like this on Newgrounds or any other website again.
This time, try and stop me. Read the second link in my sig.
At 6/21/09 11:51 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: You gotta cover your tracks! You should have cleaned up the mess with ShamWow. Although it didn't work to well for Vince.
Damn
Beat me to it
At 6/21/09 11:41 PM, MoreDrugsForKitty wrote: EMERGENCY BRAKE!!!!!!
inside joke.
And why do I know it?
brb ninjas surrounding house
At 6/22/09 03:33 PM, Jason100 wrote: Don't worry she will respawn.
Hahaha. That is now one of my favorite motivational posters.
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church
calm down! she probley dint have any family at all
and if she did they hated her its like she never existed its ganna be ok
Do whatever you feel....
If she really charged at you with a beer bottle, than it was self-defense. You're okay :3
"So, your telling me that I skipped 20 miles on a fucking yellow brick road in a damn lion costume to find out that I already have what I need? That's a bunch of bullshit."
At 6/21/09 11:38 PM, gibleto wrote: So right now she's sitting in my backyard naked, covered in honey.
That just made me burst out laughing.
At 6/21/09 11:38 PM, gibleto wrote:
I fucking love you man
yea thats pretty good sucks for me tho i live in a city
Don't worry - she was already dead inside in the first place.
At 6/22/09 06:00 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:At 6/22/09 03:33 PM, Jason100 wrote: Don't worry she will respawn.Hahaha. That is now one of my favorite motivational posters.
Ditto.
