I want to see a PETA rep waiting to tuck into a hot meal.
And then suddenly, a fly makes a beeline (a fly making a beeline, wtf?) for their meal, the rep knowing full well it will shit/vomit/lay eggs all over his meal.
You're telling me in instinct, he's going to get a cup, scoop it off his food, and humanely put it somewhere else?
Fuck you PETA. This, along with all the video game spoofs make me think they spend more time drawing fucking cartoons than they do protecting animals.