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What I find Funny.

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What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:04:40


So, Small Story, I was walking to my Fifth Period class when I was cut off by a Girl In a Wheelchair. Of course, Now, I don't know if I'm the asshole on this one, but I was getting pissed at how slow she was going. She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off. After trailing behind her for about a minute a crowd started to gather behind me from everybody trying to jam through. In a Moment of sillyness I yelled at the Girl in the Wheelchair "WALK FASTER". I had to laugh that one off.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:05:27


Have fun with being an asshole.


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:07:21


Lol that's really mean, yet she didn't seem like she would let you go around.

I hate it when people in wheelchairs are rolling in the middle of the hallway. It's worse when the person has a guide dog, because then they take twice as much width.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:08:44


It's funny because she can't walk? Get it guys?

Guys, hey..

where are you guys going?

;

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:13:47


I'm not in a wheelchair but that comment hurt my heart.Imagine how she feels being in her condition.Try to apologize to her next time you see her.If you don't,have fun in hell,jerk.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:15:29


Not only are you being an asshole to someone that is a disabled, you also have a shitty and unfunny sence of humour.

Congradulations, you have earned the title of "douchebag".

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:17:07


You're definitely the ass hole in this situation, do you really think there would be any other option? You don't mock people who are handicapped, that's just bad fucking karma. I hope your children are born with amputated limbs!

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:19:23


At 5/22/09 11:17 PM, reveihca wrote: You're definitely the ass hole in this situation, do you really think there would be any other option? You don't mock people who are handicapped, that's just bad fucking karma. I hope your children are born with amputated limbs!

OP Insulted a handicapped person by telling her to "walk faster"
But you're worse, because you wish people will be born with amputated limbs.


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:20:47


At 5/22/09 11:19 PM, Proottalfain wrote: OP Insulted a handicapped person by telling her to "walk faster"
But you're worse, because you wish people will be born with amputated limbs.

Yes, but I know I'm an asshole. You don't see me questioning whether I'm a complete douche or not, because that much is obvious already.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:21:29


Don't stop there, make sure to remind the bitch to not be a commy and tell her to stand up for the pledge.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:28:38


Real mature hey newgrounds lets cut his legs off and make him go through what she experienced.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-22 23:28:58


At 5/22/09 11:21 PM, Arsonist50 wrote: Don't stop there, make sure to remind the bitch to not be a commy and tell her to stand up for the pledge.

Don't steal jokes from robot chicken.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:13:46


so walk around. it's not like she has team of cripples blockading the entire hallway.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:14:43


That's actually pretty funny. And no, I wouldn't consider you the asshole in this situtation. I hate the fact that some disabled people take advantage of it.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:16:30


OMFG THATS FUCKIN MEAN BUT FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Kudos for the "Walk" part

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:21:01


I punched an autistic kid once,
then proceded to trip my bipolar friend
then made fun of a retarted kid

jesus christ! im so fuckin' evil!

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:29:05


Congrats!!! Your such an asshole I want every one to know who you are!!!!

look at my sig. MF and you'll find out who is the biggest ass out there.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:35:17


Your a dick....Oh! Walk faster!
Because she....you know!
......That makes you an even bigger dick.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 02:40:12


That's REALLY funny.

Supremely, extraordinarily funny.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 15:55:35


THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD IN THE WORLD

you go man!!


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 16:05:02


She was being a bitch, by the sound of it, but that was pretty insensitive of you.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 16:06:14


At 5/22/09 11:08 PM, D-XN wrote: It's funny because she can't walk? Get it guys?

Guys, hey..

where are you guys going?

*gets 12-gauge* SAY YOU'RE SORRY, BITCH! Say it!


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-05-23 16:07:00


At 5/22/09 11:04 PM, DanMasterFlash wrote: She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off.

Nah man, you did the right thing, she was being a bitch. Dont mind these other people saying your bad, if you actually had a reason for saying it then its fine.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-05 03:30:33


Oh my god... That's hilarious. And so horrible.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-05 04:44:10


At 5/22/09 11:15 PM, JinnyJin wrote: Not only are you being an asshole to someone that is a disabled, you also have a shitty and unfunny sence of humour.

Congradulations, you have earned the title of "douchebag".

Congratulations, you have earned the title of...."Awesome...Guy....?"


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-05 05:20:52


At 5/22/09 11:04 PM, DanMasterFlash wrote: So, Small Story, I was walking to my Fifth Period class when I was cut off by a Girl In a Wheelchair. Of course, Now, I don't know if I'm the asshole on this one, but I was getting pissed at how slow she was going. She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off. After trailing behind her for about a minute a crowd started to gather behind me from everybody trying to jam through. In a Moment of sillyness I yelled at the Girl in the Wheelchair "WALK FASTER". I had to laugh that one off.

Honestly, this is kind of a inside joke. I can imagine it being funny, but unless you youtube it or I saw it in real life, can't laugh at it.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-05 05:22:13


Should have kicked that bitch in the back the head and told her to move the fuck on.

You got shit to do, no time for her crippled ass.


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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-09 20:27:05


You're all a bunch of pussies. That was funny.

Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-09 20:29:15


wow, you're an asshole


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to What I find Funny. 2009-06-09 21:06:53


i aplaud you....(spelled worng cause it's dark in here :( ) ...

you had enough balls to make a funny joke...and say it :DDDD

and shame on all you " you're a roral asshole" people....it's a joke....
and if you/she can't tak a joke...i hope you cry yourlsef to sleep because you are pityful

WIN!


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