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What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:04 PM Reply

So, Small Story, I was walking to my Fifth Period class when I was cut off by a Girl In a Wheelchair. Of course, Now, I don't know if I'm the asshole on this one, but I was getting pissed at how slow she was going. She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off. After trailing behind her for about a minute a crowd started to gather behind me from everybody trying to jam through. In a Moment of sillyness I yelled at the Girl in the Wheelchair "WALK FASTER". I had to laugh that one off.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:05 PM Reply

Have fun with being an asshole.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:06 PM Reply

You're an asshole. She probably went home and cried herself to sleep that night. It's people like you that make me hate my own age group.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:07 PM Reply

Lol that's really mean, yet she didn't seem like she would let you go around.

I hate it when people in wheelchairs are rolling in the middle of the hallway. It's worse when the person has a guide dog, because then they take twice as much width.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:08 PM Reply

It's funny because she can't walk? Get it guys?

Guys, hey..

where are you guys going?

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:09 PM Reply

Good job man. You have successfully made an ass of yourself. No better way than to do it to some girl in a wheelchair.

Uncle Anon would be so proud.
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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:13 PM Reply

I'm not in a wheelchair but that comment hurt my heart.Imagine how she feels being in her condition.Try to apologize to her next time you see her.If you don't,have fun in hell,jerk.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:15 PM Reply

Not only are you being an asshole to someone that is a disabled, you also have a shitty and unfunny sence of humour.

Congradulations, you have earned the title of "douchebag".

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:17 PM Reply

You're definitely the ass hole in this situation, do you really think there would be any other option? You don't mock people who are handicapped, that's just bad fucking karma. I hope your children are born with amputated limbs!

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:18 PM Reply

remember moon shoes? lol, wear those from now on, pop over her

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:19 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:17 PM, reveihca wrote: You're definitely the ass hole in this situation, do you really think there would be any other option? You don't mock people who are handicapped, that's just bad fucking karma. I hope your children are born with amputated limbs!

OP Insulted a handicapped person by telling her to "walk faster"
But you're worse, because you wish people will be born with amputated limbs.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:20 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:19 PM, Proottalfain wrote: OP Insulted a handicapped person by telling her to "walk faster"
But you're worse, because you wish people will be born with amputated limbs.

Yes, but I know I'm an asshole. You don't see me questioning whether I'm a complete douche or not, because that much is obvious already.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:21 PM Reply

Don't stop there, make sure to remind the bitch to not be a commy and tell her to stand up for the pledge.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

Real mature hey newgrounds lets cut his legs off and make him go through what she experienced.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 22nd, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:21 PM, Arsonist50 wrote: Don't stop there, make sure to remind the bitch to not be a commy and tell her to stand up for the pledge.

Don't steal jokes from robot chicken.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:13 AM Reply

so walk around. it's not like she has team of cripples blockading the entire hallway.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:14 AM Reply

That's actually pretty funny. And no, I wouldn't consider you the asshole in this situtation. I hate the fact that some disabled people take advantage of it.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:16 AM Reply

OMFG THATS FUCKIN MEAN BUT FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Kudos for the "Walk" part

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:21 AM Reply

I punched an autistic kid once,
then proceded to trip my bipolar friend
then made fun of a retarted kid

jesus christ! im so fuckin' evil!
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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:29 AM Reply

Congrats!!! Your such an asshole I want every one to know who you are!!!!

look at my sig. MF and you'll find out who is the biggest ass out there.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:35 AM Reply

Your a dick....Oh! Walk faster!
Because she....you know!
......That makes you an even bigger dick.

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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:40 AM Reply

That's REALLY funny.

Supremely, extraordinarily funny.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 03:55 PM Reply

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD IN THE WORLD

you go man!!


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:05 PM Reply

She was being a bitch, by the sound of it, but that was pretty insensitive of you.


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:08 PM, D-XN wrote: It's funny because she can't walk? Get it guys?

Guys, hey..

where are you guys going?

*gets 12-gauge* SAY YOU'RE SORRY, BITCH! Say it!


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Response to What I find Funny. May. 23rd, 2009 @ 04:07 PM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:04 PM, DanMasterFlash wrote: She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off.

Nah man, you did the right thing, she was being a bitch. Dont mind these other people saying your bad, if you actually had a reason for saying it then its fine.


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Response to What I find Funny. Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 03:30 AM Reply

Oh my god... That's hilarious. And so horrible.

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Response to What I find Funny. Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 04:44 AM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:15 PM, JinnyJin wrote: Not only are you being an asshole to someone that is a disabled, you also have a shitty and unfunny sence of humour.

Congradulations, you have earned the title of "douchebag".

Congratulations, you have earned the title of...."Awesome...Guy....?"


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to What I find Funny. Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 05:20 AM Reply

At 5/22/09 11:04 PM, DanMasterFlash wrote: So, Small Story, I was walking to my Fifth Period class when I was cut off by a Girl In a Wheelchair. Of course, Now, I don't know if I'm the asshole on this one, but I was getting pissed at how slow she was going. She would slow down, stop, I would try to get around, and she would cut me off. After trailing behind her for about a minute a crowd started to gather behind me from everybody trying to jam through. In a Moment of sillyness I yelled at the Girl in the Wheelchair "WALK FASTER". I had to laugh that one off.

Honestly, this is kind of a inside joke. I can imagine it being funny, but unless you youtube it or I saw it in real life, can't laugh at it.


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Response to What I find Funny. Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 05:22 AM Reply

Should have kicked that bitch in the back the head and told her to move the fuck on.

You got shit to do, no time for her crippled ass.


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