Tired of being loney? Turn gay.

[Sidorio]

So I was casually reading this article in Wikipedia for some reason, and it occured to be that a lot of you guys probably have love shyness. That's why there are absolutely dozens of dull relationship threads about not being able to ask a girl out, which clog the BBS. Well guess what? If you were gay, this wouldn't happen because you could just wait for a more assertive guy to make the first move. You know, provided you aren't a bunch of fat ugly fucks.

I expect you to all become homosexuals. That way we don't have to read boring wannabe relationship threads because you'll all be taking hot cock up the ass with your new brave boyfriends. Problem solved.

Don't worry, it'll only hurt the first time. After that your anus will be suitably stretched for future encounters.

[JohnnyWang]

In all due seriousness, going gay wouldn't really bring more dates. If you ask a girl out and they're not interested, no problem. Ask a guy and he turns out straight, and homophobic? You got problems, son.

[TobascoSauce]

But I have a girlfriend.....

[Me-Patch]

Nerdy guys usually end up becoming devoted to the first woman that gives them the time of day. It's sad really, because alot of pretty girls won't give a nerdy guy the time of day just because he doesn't meet there social criteria, then once those same girls get older, lose their looks, and guys realize that they have the personalities of a stupid spoiled child they either end up with some fat idiot or become perpetual bar skanks anyway.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/10/09 03:52 PM, Sidorio wrote: Don't worry, it'll only hurt the first time. After that your anus will be suitably stretched for future encounters.

Actually, proper lubrication, it shouldn't hurt at all, but you'll always need some lube even at latter times, the tightness odesn't really work like that.

[ToiletTissues]

At 3/10/09 03:57 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

Actually, proper lubrication, it shouldn't hurt at all, but you'll always need some lube even at latter times, the tightness odesn't really work like that.

Anal sex will ALWAYS leave your bum looking like a japanese flag.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/10/09 03:59 PM, ToiletTissues wrote: Anal sex will ALWAYS leave your bum looking like a japanese flag.

You speak of personal experience?

Also, no. No it won't.

[Lorkas]

I think men get their love-shyness rid when they turn into men! Maybe they're just shy because of peer pressure?

[jack231]

stop spreading propaganda.

[Knights]

At 3/10/09 03:52 PM, Sidorio wrote:

provided you aren't a bunch of fat ugly fucks.

There's your first major problem, right there.

[dx5231]

"Tired of being loney? Turn gay."

Probably one of the stupidest things I've ever heard (I mean, read) in my whole life.

[Sidorio]

At 3/10/09 04:02 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 3/10/09 03:52 PM, Sidorio wrote:

provided you aren't a bunch of fat ugly fucks.

There's your first major problem, right there.

I was thinking that as I wrote it. It was painful to write too, since I suddenly realised I was destroying my own theory.

[Lost-Chances]

At 3/10/09 03:54 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Ask a guy and he turns out straight, and homophobic? You got problems, son.

Even if you don't ask a straight guy out, you will be faced with homophobia if you come out even bi likely. It's a pathetic thing really.