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Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:08:29


At 2/26/09 02:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Jonasaur, will you please take this seriously and quit being gay for two damn seconds?

You're about to get your ass kicked, fruit cake...

Why is Jonasaur wearing a different shirt?

How many different forms does he take in a day?

changes more than I seem to, and i can change outfits like no one's business

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:18:38


At 2/26/09 02:07 AM, MissingNYC wrote: that is very gay looking XD

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

But noooooo. My pokefag had to be all gay and shit.

At 2/26/09 02:08 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Why is Jonasaur wearing a different shirt?

It actually bled period blood on the shirt I lent it in the morning before we went to my crane.

Yeah i'm referring to Jonas as an it, wanna fight about it?

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:21:09


At 2/26/09 02:08 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
changes more than I seem to, and i can change outfits like no one's business

im glad i done to do either of you people's laundry


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:52:15


JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:56:20


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

It looks like the man on the left rammed his fist into man on the right's ass in an attempt to cause harm. But instead, man on right enjoys it. You have a strange life Poozy.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 02:56:30


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

That is a hawt picture.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 03:01:03


well.. this is too gay for me... *runs away*


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 04:27:12


At 2/26/09 02:18 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Yeah i'm referring to Jonas as an it, wanna fight about it?

Why, yes!


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 05:22:32


At 2/25/09 08:32 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: So I woke up this morning and I followed my usual routine:

1. Curse at alarm clock and scratch ass.
2. Take a piss then brush teeth.
3. Get my knob slobbed like it's corn on the cob.
4. Get dressed.
5. Grab my back pack from the office OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SLEEPING ON MY SOFA BED!

what's a wild jonas? him? that's cra-zee!


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 05:59:05


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

Jonas's Shirt: 'Bring On The Whores'

How ironic.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 06:01:28


Man, I wish I were a big enough part of the NG community to have people wander into my apartment, or be able to wander into people's.


I used to be relevant.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 07:24:54


this thread is already a classic.


Wakka wakka

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 07:29:36


Eeeek a Jonas!

Quick boys, grab my Jonas.

get the reference?

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 07:51:22


At 2/25/09 11:40 PM, Jonas wrote: As close Poozy as legally allowed.

450 feet in the air.

This was a lot of fun, and dangerous.

Wade wanted Poozy to get audio of me screaming.

Sorry, I'm not frightened of heights, I'm scared of commitment.

This looks relevant.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 08:01:19


At 2/26/09 07:51 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: This looks relevant.

It's all fun and games till you know the people involved...

I know the operator that was running that crane and two of the people that died in that accident and the person that miraculously survived.

Shit like that happens within a blink of an eye and no one ever thinks it could happen to them.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 10:12:57


At 2/26/09 08:01 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Shit like that happens within a blink of an eye and no one ever thinks it could happen to them.

Until it happens to YOU!

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 10:26:36


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

The shirt fits in very well in the photo.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 10:53:45


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

Bahaha, that face and pose are priceless.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 13:41:22


At 2/25/09 11:40 PM, Jonas wrote: As close Poozy as legally allowed.

Sweet! Quite windy, by the sounds of it.

How bloody close does the end of the jib come to that building with the sexy curved balconies? If this were an action movie, you wold have totally escaped onto one of those.

And where was all the balcony furniture? Are people in Miami robots?

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 14:00:30


At 2/26/09 01:41 PM, Zerok wrote:
And where was all the balcony furniture? Are people in Miami robots?

That's actually a recently completed building and there aren't many people living in it yet. Also, the tip of my jib misses those balconies by about five feet. haha

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Pictured here is both pokedudes about to whip each others asses. Allow me to assure you all that the fight was epic and bloody and ended when the Jonasaur pinned the wild Pikaswain and sucked his dick without permission, very enthusiastically. That's when I got turned the hose on both of them and we played SF4 till 4:00 in the morning...

Now, I can't post those pics of the forced blowjob for obvious reasons.
But if you wish to see them PM Evark and he'll link you to them as I don't have them on my laptop.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 14:00:29


At 2/25/09 11:40 PM, Jonas wrote: As close Poozy as legally allowed.

this sounds uber kinky


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 14:51:05


At 2/26/09 02:00 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: That's actually a recently completed building and there aren't many people living in it yet.

Okay, that explains its pristine balconies.

Also, the tip of my jib misses those balconies by about five feet. haha

My God.

Does the crane have any swaying leeway? Being huge and all I'd figure it would move a teensie bit in the wind.

What I'm really getting at is: would it ever be possible to clip that building? Or snag someone by the underwear and hoist them up 45 storeys above ground if they were leaning back against the balcony in some hilariously dangerous freak accident?


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-26 14:57:06


My crane sways in all directions several feet just when I'm swinging this mofo.

Also, I could never hit the building with my jib but I could put my block through one of its windows if I put enough drift in it. So yeah, I guess I could accidently snatch someone off their balcony, lmao.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-03-21 00:25:28


At 2/25/09 12:41 PM, sirtom93 wrote: I still think Sanjays photo thread was the best.

Holy Shit!!!

Its Sirtom93 before he did anything stupid

But then again, all the COOL kids try to burn down their school...with a single can of gas...and some matches...and an aerosol can...

Fuck your mudder!

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-03-21 00:27:28


At 2/25/09 08:32 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: So I woke up this morning and I followed my usual routine:

1. Curse at alarm clock and scratch ass.
2. Take a piss then brush teeth.
3. Get my knob slobbed like it's corn on the cob.
4. Get dressed.
5. Grab my back pack from the office OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SLEEPING ON MY SOFA BED!

My guess is that ritual 3 and 5 are related.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-03-21 00:37:08


At 2/26/09 02:52 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: JONASAUR!

Use your O G mod atta--

WTF MAN!! QUIT FAGGING OFF GODAMMIT!

Lol, Jonas is about to get man tackled!

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-03-21 00:40:24


You guys aren't fisting each other with those big meaty fists are you?


Fuck you.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-03-21 01:34:26


At 3/21/09 12:40 AM, Jon4life wrote: You guys aren't fisting each other with those big meaty fists are you?

I want to double fist fuck both of them at the same time.


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