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Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:25:10


At 2/25/09 05:11 PM, triplenoob wrote: Duh, say wtf and kick his ass out the window.

No, it's too fucking rare!

Poozy, make a cross-breed between you and the Jonasuar.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:39:53


At 2/25/09 05:06 PM, LBRocker wrote: You'd best be packing potions. Or is that only Final Fantasy?

Fuck potions; he's gonna need some full restores for that challenge.

You'll thank me later:

Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:42:16


I want to feed lots of rare candies to the Jonasaur. :3


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 19:57:02


lol. Nice one. Reccomend sledgehammer or axe blow to head before it wakes up. DO IT! IT SMELLS FEAR!!


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:09:28


At 2/25/09 10:22 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: So I get up into my crane and after about 10 minutes or so I scream:

"I CHOOSE YOU JONASAUR!"

And then proceed to free him from his Pokeball. He went right back to sleep...

WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THAT HANDLE????

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:12:47


At 2/25/09 05:42 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I want to feed lots of rare candies to the Jonasaur. :3

Don't get it to level 50 or it will evolve into Jonazard... O_o


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:14:13


Are we going to see a mod battle soon?

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:17:07


AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:28:35


At 2/25/09 08:37 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Mods sleep? Like... mortals?

Well they don't so much sleep as simply power down for the night, so that they may strike even greater terror into regular users the next day when they log on again.
Me and JadeTheAssassin have talked of this.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:39:01


They haven't replied in a while. Maybe Jonas fainted in battle.......


Huh?

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:43:32


Fuck Poozy, if you're looking for some challenges, then I challenge your Jonas to my Joni.

Just so you know, my Joni is level 78 and has achieved Hyperbeam.

Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:45:34


At 2/25/09 08:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote: IT'S A COMFORTABLE COUCH.

*edges towards the sofa*

*suddenly gets spooked and runs off*


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:49:40


link us to them videos and shit mutha

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 20:53:58


Ooh ooh feed them kibbles :3.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:04:07


At 2/25/09 08:12 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/25/09 05:42 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I want to feed lots of rare candies to the Jonasaur. :3
Don't get it to level 50 or it will evolve into Jonazard... O_o

Nah, we will just hit "B", and the evolution will be cancelled.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:12:47


At 2/25/09 08:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I put out bait every single fucking night and there's never a mod on my couch in the morning.

I don't own any chlorofoam anymore guyz, c'mon seriously.

IT'S A COMFORTABLE COUCH.

WOOHOO COUCH!

Nap time!

:3


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:18:36


I come back and there's no video?

...

You're all banned.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:26:54


At 2/25/09 09:24 PM, Fyndir wrote: If you ban me I'll rate your story poorly.

What if I 720 hookslash indie rockstar ban you, all while juggling bowling pins and a midget?


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:28:39


At 2/25/09 09:26 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/25/09 09:24 PM, Fyndir wrote: If you ban me I'll rate your story poorly.
What if I 720 hookslash indie rockstar ban you, all while juggling bowling pins and a midget?

I'll get down and trip you, roundhouse MK style.

bitch. :3


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:29:18


At 2/25/09 09:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 2/25/09 09:26 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/25/09 09:24 PM, Fyndir wrote: If you ban me I'll rate your story poorly.
What if I 720 hookslash indie rockstar ban you, all while juggling bowling pins and a midget?
I'll get down and trip you, roundhouse MK style.

bitch. :3

Aw man, I know were this is going.

MOD FIGHT!

I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:30:43


Big ole orgy, between me, Fyndir, Zerok, Poozy, and Jonasaur.

Good old time.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:31:41


At 2/25/09 09:30 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Big ole orgy, between me, Fyndir, Zerok, Poozy, and Jonasaur.

We should skip the sea urchins and move right onto the marshmallows this time, methinks.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:32:07


At 2/25/09 09:29 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Aw man, I know were this is going.

MOD FIGHT!

I'll sell tickets!

Also all betting SHHHH!!!

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:32:50


At 2/25/09 09:31 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/25/09 09:30 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Big ole orgy, between me, Fyndir, Zerok, Poozy, and Jonasaur.
We should skip the sea urchins and move right onto the marshmallows this time, methinks.

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What about the sea horses?


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:33:02


Yellow brick road, "to follow" was told
Fake plastic men, did accompany me so
And to heed what was said, I did as was gold


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:34:08


At 2/25/09 09:32 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: What about the sea horses?

Well Poozy can't climax without them so unless you want Jonas to be ravaged deep into the morning we'd better include them.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:38:29


I think... I think I've just been mindfucked.


gorp

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:46:37


At 2/25/09 09:34 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/25/09 09:32 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: What about the sea horses?
Well Poozy can't climax without them so unless you want Jonas to be ravaged deep into the morning we'd better include them.

Do we want that?


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:47:16


This makes no sense at all

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 21:50:28


Hmm. I should hunt for a FUNK... Their habitat is not far from here....

Gets elephant gun.

What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.