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is my dad the unluckiest guy alive?

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when i was in grade five he was diagnosed with cancer

thanks to radiation to get rid of the cancer his taste buds were pretty much destroyed and he can now barely taste anything.

two years ago or so he got an aneurism

because of that aneurism they had to stick tubes down his throat to get rid of the blood, and it hurts for him to speak or eat. and when he does speak you can barely hear him, it's a raspy noise.

the cancer which we thought we had beaten came back

last year was horrid. he got all these different kinds of viruses and illnesses, about 6 major ones that damn near killed him, and three minor ones, all but two put him into the hospital.

because of medical drug overdose or side effects he had to be hospitalized about six different times.

all that combined he was in the hospital for more than half of the year, we have almost been to every single hospital in the lower mainland.

because of all that time spent in the hospital, mainly in beds, my dad lost most of his leg strength and can now barely walk. we have to have someone monitoring him whenever hes up.

he sleeps the majority of the day. because of medicinal side effects

he hasn't been to work for three to four years now. he misses it.

just a couple days ago he was hospitalized for a strep illness. this illness is bringing him really close to death, and just today he had an out of body experience, which happens mainly when someone is about to die. but he pulled through.

is my dad the unluckiest person alive?


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:44:32


oh i forgot to mention last year he had a vaccuum appearing in his skull, right by his brain, so he had to undergo brain surgery twice.

also, the cancer is pushing up against his eye, making everything appear to him as if he's cross-eyed.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:46:04


Wow, that is unlucky. However, I guess he is lucky to be alive.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:46:08


He's the luckiest guy alive that he survived all of that.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:46:13


Wow. I mean not to sound cold, but, he'd be better off letting go.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:46:38


Well, frankly your father shouldn't have molested all those children...

That's karma for you.


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:47:17


At 1/18/09 07:42 PM, fluffkomix wrote: when i was in grade five he was diagnosed with cancer

Guess.

that fucking sucks dick

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:47:41


"is my dad the unluckiest person alive?"

Intense irony. He is alive, therefore, lucky.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:49:06


At 1/18/09 07:46 PM, TheZach wrote: Well, frankly your father shouldn't have molested all those children...

That's karma for you.

ouch.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:50:15


It's unlucky that he got all that stuff, but it's lucky that he survived it all. Hope he pulls through!

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:50:23


This sounds made up.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:52:50


Wow. Yea, I'd say that's pretty unlucky. Although, you could say that he's lucky to be alive. Then again, there are some people who would probably want to be dead. I don't know if your dad is one of those people, but best of luck to him.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:53:29


I was on the verge of tears, until I realized that your father is indeed lucky for surviving all that.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:54:48


At 1/18/09 07:50 PM, SomeCrappyUsername wrote: This sounds made up.

o man i wish it was.

to be honest, my dad has pulled through so much stuff that whenever the doctors say he has a week or a day to live (happened three times), i just say "pfffffft lol! ya right!"

but before i was scared every time something happened.

sorta like wwhy worry about a horse race when you know it's rigged in your favor?

if he dies i'm probably gonna be the most shocked tho.

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 19:55:45


Now you're sure genetically that isn't going to be passed on to you right?

I mean if he was prone to THAT, and you are his SON...


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:00:05


Has he ever considered assisted suicide?


Fuck you.

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:02:07


At 1/18/09 07:50 PM, SomeCrappyUsername wrote: This sounds made up.

It actually sounds very convincing to me.
I feel terrible for him.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:06:13


At 1/18/09 08:04 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: At least he doesn't have AIDS... yet.

This sounds worse than AIDS. A lot of people can live fairly long lives even with AIDS, as long as they're sheltered.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:07:01


If you're looking for sympathy, or a shoulder to cry on, this is a website founded on cynicism and people looking for any way to be an asshole.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:10:29


At 1/18/09 08:07 PM, HandsomePete wrote: If you're looking for sympathy, or a shoulder to cry on, this is a website founded on cynicism and people looking for any way to be an asshole.

As true as it is-few people have actually started being assholes yet.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 20:12:48


At 1/18/09 07:44 PM, fluffkomix wrote: oh i forgot to mention last year he had a vaccuum appearing in his skull, right by his brain

Well that sucks.

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:20:16


At 1/18/09 08:12 PM, Ss2-teen-gohan-Ss2 wrote:
At 1/18/09 07:44 PM, fluffkomix wrote: oh i forgot to mention last year he had a vaccuum appearing in his skull, right by his brain
Well that sucks.

lol is that a dyson?


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:25:22


At 1/18/09 08:00 PM, Jon4life wrote: Has he ever considered assisted suicide?

You mean euthanasia?


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:28:02


That does sound might unlucky. But to fight off all those cancers and illnesses and other things, he must be an amazingly strong guy.

Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:29:15


i have never even heard of anything remotely that bad ive seen people with no arms and legs that were in better shape than your dad i do hope for you and your family's sake he gets back to being a full strength happy diasease free individual


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Be a good son and give you daddy a hug.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:34:26


That's what he gets for running over my dog.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-18 23:56:21


At 1/18/09 11:25 PM, Toanyroc wrote:
At 1/18/09 08:00 PM, Jon4life wrote: Has he ever considered assisted suicide?
You mean euthanasia?

I think they are the same thing.


Fuck you.

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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-19 00:06:20


At 1/19/09 12:00 AM, DaveB4T wrote: I hope he dies

double ouch.


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Response to is my dad the unluckiest guy alive? 2009-01-19 00:06:49


at least hes not a 1940's jew in germany. Or black it would be pretty terrible to be black