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OH SNAP! A COCK!

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OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:16:33


So I ordered Chinese take out tonight. So here I sit with my sweet and sour chicken. I mixed up some buffalo wing sauce to dip it in, mmmmm. So I fork a piece and I look, WTF! I looks like a small cock and balls! So of course I had to take pictures for you all!

OH SNAP! A COCK!


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:05


An even more disturbing angle. The crazy thing is, I DID NOT put that hole there! It was there!

OH SNAP! A COCK!


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:11


Oh those wacky china men!


Render Unto Caesar

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:18


Please tell me your family saw you pointing your camera at a small deep-fried penis.


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:19


to ebay. NOW.

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:20


10+ pages begins now.

Also, lol.

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:24


Those silly Asians.

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:28


no wai, you just ate a chinaman's cock


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:32


Wow, that really looks like a cock. Its scary....


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:35


Judging by the size of the fork tongs, it could well be a asian penis.


For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:46


Haha, that is hilarious. How do you plan on 'eating' it?

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:48


The Chinese are getting to us!


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:52


Bricks have been shat

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:56


You must have a sick mind if you thought that was a small cock.


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.

Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:17:57


Epic.
That is amazing Wade.


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:18:14


Chickens have penises too, right?


[HT]-Patrick

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:18:24


Did it make it's own sweet and sour sauce? :3


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:18:41


Well that's certainly interesting.

No doubt your Chinese craving was fueled by some O + A ranting?


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:18:49


At 12/7/08 07:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Please tell me your family saw you pointing your camera at a small deep-fried penis.

Yeah, my wife asked me WTF I was doing. Haha. BTW, I ate it right after photographing it. I'm hungry.


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:12


looks disgusting

have a napkin to wipe the grease from it thats escaping your skin pores

cease eating it and you will feel better

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:16


So, does it taste good?


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:19


lol! You should suck that!


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:26


*Facepalm*... Wade, for fuck's sake...


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:24


I would not have noticed that! Nice one, eating a chinese dick.


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:37


Did you eat it?

...was it tasty?

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:44


The other day I saw a cat and it's tail looked like a penis!


Fuck you.

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:45


I honestly let out the phase "Oh snap" to this. I've seen some weird shaped food but mostly on the odd side; this is just playing weird.

did you eat it?

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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:19:48


my brain just exploded

If it was jesus you could sell it on ebay for over 9000 dollars


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Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:20:02


oh my god...lol!

Response to OH SNAP! A COCK! 2008-12-07 19:20:09


At 12/7/08 07:18 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote: Chickens have penises too, right?

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.


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