101 ways to kill a dude...

[WarteryMind]

OK me and a friend did these in abou 2 hours while at school and thought that we may as well share them with the people of NG.
1)Put a Nazi sign on him and drop him in Israil.
2)Strap him to a atomic bomb and drop him somewhere
3)Dress him in a KKK suit and send him somewhere where there is a large number of black people.
4)Decapatation
5)Disembowelment
6)Bleed to death by loss of limb
7)Sword to the gut and leave him
8)bullet to the gut and leave him
9)Push him off a cliff
10)Hammer to the head
11)Skullfucked to death
12)His own foot to the head
13)Glass bottle to the head
14)Push out of a plane at 10000ft
15)Push him in front of a moving train
16)Push him in front of a moving big rig
17)Bullet to the head
18)Grenade straped to the head
19)Starve hm to death
20)Poison
21)Drop a TV on him
22)Drop an anvil on him
23)Drop him off the CN tower
24)Drop him off the Eifel Tower
25)Drop him off the Empire State Building
26)Beaten to death by my glasses case
27)Send him to the moon
28)send him on a oneway trip to outer space
29)Run him over in a tank
30)Run him over with a tram

i will post more as soon as my wirst stops hurting

[Dema-The-Hedgehog]

Pretty funny actually im but im interested so if the mods delete this put it on your blog

[LampFace]

To be honest the ways of killing someone are probably infinate and not 101 therefore i deem this thread rather pointless and refuse to contribute any further than i already have done so.

[Letiger]

31.) kill him

[xKore]

??) swift headbutt

[LampFace]

At 12/5/08 04:07 PM, Dew wrote: A atomic bomb?

Whats "A atomic" ?

I believe it is An Atomic Bomb someone does not know they're grammar which is most displeasing.

[JaY11]

32.) Choke him by forcing his own shit down his throat.

[Atgod88]

What ever happend to the shark tank or the ol' tire iron.

Kids these days, trying to use chemicals or racism.

Also, AT God claims the rights to the usage of a pizza wheel as a murder weapon. Not only will you be arrested for murder if you commit said crime with said object, you will also owe a deep fine to me.

[Theascended]

33. Burn you alive.

[Legionnaire-X]

Defenestration.

[WarteryMind]

31)penciel in ear
32)pen in ear
33)Chainsaw
34)Cut him in half with a katrana
35)Bury him alive
36)Drown him
37)beaten to death
38)Burn him to death
39)make him insult a big Samoan dude
40)make him insult a Karate blackbelt in Japan
41)Put him in front of a tank gun and fire
42)Strangled
43)Knife to the back
44)break his back
45)death by lawnmower
46)Death by Mulcher
47)Blow him away
48)shooting range
49)Hanging
50)Slit his thouth with paper
51)make him look like a Negro and send him to the Southen States
52)Train Crash
53)Car Crash
54)Knife Throwing wheel gone wrong
55)Electricution
56)Painted in blood in Africa with Henyas
57)Painted in blood in a pool full of Sharks
58)Spade to the head
59)Ran over with a Steamroller
60)Buried in Concrete

more still to come...

[InsertFunnyUserName]

1 Suffocate him with a vacuum cleaner hose
2 Shove a raccoon down his throat
3 Inject him with rabies
4 Bash his head through a medicine cabinet
5 Feed him to a tiger
6 Gouge out his eyes with a spoon and watch him die of shock
7 Sticking a fire cracker in his ass and lighting it
8 Drilling a 12 inch hole in his head with a screw driver
9 Bash him over the head with a wooden cross
10 Tear out his heart
11 Drop a wrecking ball on his head
12 Shoot him out of a cannon into a large building

[WarteryMind]

At 12/5/08 04:17 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: 2 Shove a raccoon down his throat
3 Inject him with rabies

Racoons AND rabies will be in the list....

[Theascended]

Gouging out his eyeballs and drink his eye fluids.

[Hoeloe]

61)FALCON...PAAWNCH
62)Charge your lazar
63)Shout "DESU" until his ears explode
64)Hack a mudkip & use hyper beam on him

Meme-tastic!

[Tiggasaurus]

Wow, Newgrounds just gets better and better. 101 ways to kill somebody, you only actually came up with 101?
Death by rubber duck!!!!!

[xKore]

At 12/5/08 04:30 PM, onescarydude wrote: Death by rubber duck!!!!!

yeah!!!!!!!

no.

[WarteryMind]

61)Railgun to the head
62)2X4 to the head
63)Plane Crash
64)Acid down the thouth
65)Eaten Alive by loin
66)Eaten Alive by MAggots
67)Drill to the head
68)Continuous Shooting to the head with paintball guns
69)In a room fulled with rabid Racoons
70)Drop a slab of glass on him
71)ass raped to death
72)Death by Horse dick
73)Impalement
74)Raped by rabid Racoons
75)Drop him in Chernobyl
76)Steel rod to the head
77)Drop a steel beam on him
78)Cave in
79)Grind his skull apart
80)Overfedding
81)Arrow to the head
82)Death by monkey ninjas
83)Overdose on Asprin
84)Suicide
85)Sythe to the head
86)ZHigh powered Laser to the head
87)Heart attack brought on by knife
88)Forcefed his own shit
89)Drowning in a pool of his own excertions
90)Death by playing metal music so loud it melts his brain
91)Underwater compression
92)Underwater decompression
93)Death by nanobots destorying his insides
94)Eaten by yoshi
95)Spontanious Combustion
96)Draop a computer moniter on his head
97)drop a computer tower on his head
98)Drop a Panio on his head
99)Break every bone in his body
100)Bodyslamed by a sumo wrestler
101)Bored to death by a nerd

there, 101 ways to kill a dude
have a good day

[mags13]

how about beating him to death with a bunny rabbit on wednesday while you're hopping one your left leg and singing the swedish anthem