So, earlier today I went to my cousins house. My cousin (will be called "H") has a half-sister (will be called "S") who is 13. We were bumming around (not in that way) and playing the PS2 and X-box for a bit when S wanted H's computer moved to her room. We both chipped in, me carrying the moniter, and H carrying the drives and such. I was first in her room, and I was all alone, as she was helping my cousin carry some shit to her room.
I plonked the moniter on the table in there, and lept onto the bed knees first. I lay down as the bed was fucking comfortable, and rested my head on her pillow. But I could feel something uncomfortable in her pillow. I unbuttoned the opening, and reached inside. At first I thought "fuck?", but then I realised what it was. Before H and S came in, I snuck a look at it. About 7 inches long, and about 1 inch in diameter. A typical purple colour. It was covered in a thin film of lubricant. It had 4 buttons: Vibrate; Rotate; Rotate Direction; and Vibrate Speed. It also had a smaller peice of rubber protruding out one side. I placed it back in the pillow, and sat up on the bed.
When they came in, I helped them plug in everything correctly, and told S about the different uses of a WACOM, and my cousin, not knowing what the fuck we were talking about, left the room to return to the X-Box.
S and I got into a bit of a coversation, so we sat on the bed. The sex toy had slipped my mind by now, and she sat closer to the pillow. After a while, we just sat in silence, the door shut, and blinds down. I saw her eyes search the room slowly. She eventually got to her pillows. She looked forwards, then did a double take which turned into a horrified stare. I peered over her shoulder, and saw that the pillow had a 2 inch long rise in the middle of it. She looked at the door, then me, then at the pillow again, completely teriified.
"You saw it didn't you?" She whispered to me.
"...yes." I said, with a shithead grin appearing on my face. I tried to wipe it off, but it kept coming back.
"If you tell anyone," she said "I will tell your mother about your drug and porn stash. Deal?"
"Yes." I responeded very quickly. I didn't want anyone else, let alone my mum to find my collection. She would flip.
"Good." She glared at me, then smiled.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, just that I have an expensive vibrator in my room, and you have that thing."
"What thing?" I asked, disgusted that she would mention my... thing.
"You know."
"I will not have sexual relations with you." I said firmly. I was being serious.
"Fine. But don't tell my brother about this," she waved the vibrator. "m'kay? Good"
She didn't need an answer.
We walked to the lounge in scilence, where H was playing Halo.
"God I own these critters, I'm just flash at this."
I snorted.
"What? Are you saying I blow balls at Halo?"
"No, no."
"Good then."
The three of us continued doing whatever pleased us, until I had to go home. S looked at me as I was leaving and mouthed something to me. I don't know what it was, but I think I got the point.
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