allpro INTERVIEWs!

[allpro]

uhm DSGs interview had a pasue in it then it became a dilauge and idunno if it even makes any sence

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naw just Colin. says:
joo?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
meh?
naw just Colin. says:
so you think you can do a better intervew then ageekatheart?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
well... I don't wanna get catty or anything
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
but yea, I'll kick her convo's ass
naw just Colin. says:
uh?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
wha
naw just Colin. says:
suree...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
you try to confuse
naw just Colin. says:
no methinks think you do
naw just Colin. says:
do you mind if i do this interview nude?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
not at all
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
as long as I don't get any of your man juice on this side of the computer
naw just Colin. says:
uh... speaking of witch... your sig pic whats wiht that?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
well, you'd have to ask mops about that... he's the one who made it
naw just Colin. says:
oh okay free tip to make this intevew interting and beat ageekahearts ull have to do better then tell me ask somone els you know?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
who what and the what now
naw just Colin. says:
hey do YOU want to talk aobut menstration?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
omg OKAY!
naw just Colin. says:
really? are you sure? or are you joking i cant tell...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
sure.. we can talk about it..
naw just Colin. says:
okay well what would you like most guys to knwo about it?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
brb
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
police are at my door
naw just Colin. says:
ohh good luck wiht that
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
no ileagal activities going on here
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
OMG IT'S A DRUG BUST
naw just Colin. says:
hum... drugs are for loosers

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¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ok!
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
back to the interview
naw just Colin. says:
Wow howd it go with the plice?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
cops are stupid
naw just Colin. says:
i told joo
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
he kept blaming people stalking me like omg
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
he said it was my fault
naw just Colin. says:
okay see i HELLA told you cops in southern ontario are the biggest fucks ever
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yea well.
naw just Colin. says:
okay so anywho back to teh 1337nss of my intersting questions
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yes yes COMENCE!
naw just Colin. says:
well no this counts too
naw just Colin. says:
anywho...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ok..
naw just Colin. says:
ever pee your pants?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
prolly
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
don't remember doing it though
naw just Colin. says:
ever pee somone elses pnats?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yes. this is what I love to do
naw just Colin. says:
how pary tell do you pee somone elses pants?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
wtf..
naw just Colin. says:
prayte;;
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
next question
naw just Colin. says:
ahg
naw just Colin. says:
PRAYTELL
naw just Colin. says:
yeah
naw just Colin. says:
anywho...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hahah
naw just Colin. says:
how do you feel about city tvs soft core porn?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ok. for the record, soft core porn is funny
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
with all the lame little plots and all
naw just Colin. says:
uhm so you watch it then
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
eh why not
naw just Colin. says:
becasue its horrably unenteritaing?
naw just Colin. says:
i mean
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
no... cause it is entertainig!
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ing*
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
I mean, it just make you feel good that there are people in life that are worse actors than you
naw just Colin. says:
but how? imean there not funny there just annoingly bad!? i mean any of the 13 year old boys on ng could write a better plot?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
I bet you the horny little boys could write awesome movies
naw just Colin. says:
uhmm i dont think iwant to know...
naw just Colin. says:
wait
naw just Colin. says:
i KNOW idont wnat to know
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hahahaha no prolly not
naw just Colin. says:
you watch showcase alot dont you?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
no
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
red shoe diaries is soo lame don't cha think?
naw just Colin. says:
i saw the actual movie and it wasnt as bad as say ... making me watch dragonball z, becasue it was worse
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
haha that's true
naw just Colin. says:
but they have all them other movies and forign movies with the nudity and most of thoes moveis are realy good
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yes the subtitles are hard to look at though
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
that's why I don't spend my time on foriegn porn
naw just Colin. says:
have you seen little crimanals?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
you mean oz?
naw just Colin. says:
and its not porn coz they dont have sex well the stuff iwatch on showcase
naw just Colin. says:
ha YOU do watch showcase alot
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ok you got me there..
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
I haven't been watching it lately though
naw just Colin. says:
amd no thes this movie little crimanlas... its canadin and its hella great about these 11 year old kids its been on shocase acupple of times
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
never seen it
naw just Colin. says:
you should... they steal monely form i think a bi-way
naw just Colin. says:
and it makes me laugh coz thers no bi-ways anymore
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yea I know.. what happend to them
naw just Colin. says:
oh they went bankrupt and the sotres leases were bougt by an ameircan company doller power but the vie presnet ran way wiht all the money tro mkae new sotres or something
naw just Colin. says:
this interview is really boring... even with that talk of porn
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
amazing..
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
why don't you ask some freakin inteligent questions them
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
then*

continuing.......

[allpro]

....continued

naw just Colin. says:
okay so acoring to your sig pic you want to masturbate all day like guys do, yet girls CAN masturbate all day too
naw just Colin. says:
explane that
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
girls can masterbate but it's not as fun
naw just Colin. says:
uhm
naw just Colin. says:
then you cant do it right yo
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
ha!
naw just Colin. says:
you should talk to josey vogels
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hmm... I think I know who she is
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
doesn't she have a show on wtn
naw just Colin. says:
canadas primere sex columbist
naw just Colin. says:
maybe
naw just Colin. says:
isnt it jsut called W now?
naw just Colin. says:
or is that notehr station?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
yea.. that's uber ghey
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
they changed it
wtn=w
naw just Colin. says:
what do uyou think of teh moses znmaer?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
eww
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
he's ugly
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
would you do him?
naw just Colin. says:
and hes an asshole people who work behind the scines for his stations get fucekd for mony
naw just Colin. says:
uhm HELL no
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hahaha
naw just Colin. says:
my mom doesnt like him coz hes racist
naw just Colin. says:
sehs
naw just Colin. says:
SHE is
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
how is he a racist?
naw just Colin. says:
Mah mom is
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
your mom is racist?
naw just Colin. says:
yep
naw just Colin. says:
it was quite funny tho
naw just Colin. says:
she was all going on about jewish people and she wodunt shut up
naw just Colin. says:
and i could only laugh at her
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
she sounds like a loonie
naw just Colin. says:
hey!
naw just Colin. says:
dont call my mom crazy
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
*reminds self not to use yo mama jokes around allpro*
naw just Colin. says:
no idont care? uhmm anywho i have a horrable hand cramp ... and uhmm this interveiw is really boring
naw just Colin. says:
i mean idont blame you
naw just Colin. says:
im not asking the hard hitting questions...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
no I blame you
naw just Colin. says:
oh
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
your questions.. the suck... you need to so something to make this exciting
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
THINK!
naw just Colin. says:
UHm Why dont you know how to masturbate right wtf is wrong wiht you?
naw just Colin. says:
hows that?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
how often do you jerk
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hahaha
naw just Colin. says:
do i jerk?
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
off
naw just Colin. says:
jekr off
naw just Colin. says:
ooooooooooooh.
naw just Colin. says:
see this is MY interview
naw just Colin. says:
if you want to intevew me you can
naw just Colin. says:
but
naw just Colin. says:
thats not what im doing right now
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
nah I'm too lazy to interview you
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
see well it's your job to make this funny
naw just Colin. says:
i can make it funny im im being intervied
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
it would be so much easier if I could understand you
naw just Colin. says:
duh bit ive intevied like 4 other people iwas gonna say retaded but oscar wasnt a retard nor was the last guy...
naw just Colin. says:
and then im finihg this iteve wiht you
naw just Colin. says:
and im tired and i cant see right and this is all about me again isnt it...
naw just Colin. says:
wtf this is me asking YOU stuff...
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
I know.. I'm tired too
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
why are YOU tired
naw just Colin. says:
becase is 137 am and i had a nap form like 3-8
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
well I've been talking to cops all hour so beat that.. HA!
naw just Colin. says:
i once talked to my slef for an hour
naw just Colin. says:
i made up a little coversation about this guys life
naw just Colin. says:
all fictiona and how his wife left him
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
hahaha
naw just Colin. says:
and his psychirtist comited suside
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
what an allpro
naw just Colin. says:
uh.. yeah
naw just Colin. says:
this is more ofa dilauge then an interview
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
true
naw just Colin. says:
ageekathearts intevew> then this
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
anywho I gotta umm goo
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
j00<meh
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
so ha
naw just Colin. says:
yeha have fun wiht the softcorporno
¤Ðå®K 4Sk8ë® 1Grrr£¤ says:
I will!
naw just Colin. says:
ewww

[von-Brunk]

That one had me confused a bit.

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 01:51 AM, FokkerScourge wrote: That one had me confused a bit.

well uhm i refrecne canadian tv... and im really tired so idunno how my typings doooing..... and um im going to bed now....

and that confused me too becase it becasme a dilaouge insted of a intrvew

my first inteveiw was the best so far wit a few good bits in all the other inteviews...

dood im really sorry your frekin read all that acutaly

[von-Brunk]

I say!

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 01:55 AM, FokkerScourge wrote: I say!

joo say waht?

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh yeah and i think i want to interview people after i have my cavity filled adn im all on teh morphine

though morphnine has little effect on me for some odd reason.... and you know what that means? doing heroin would likely have little effect on meh too... damn i aways wanted to be a hip spoon burner

[von-Brunk]

At 3/22/03 12:15 PM, allpro wrote:

At 3/22/03 01:55 AM, FokkerScourge wrote: I say!

joo say waht?

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh yeah and i think i want to interview people after i have my cavity filled adn im all on teh morphine

Right-o, skipper! Just let me know when you want to do another interview!

[Snaziksoyka]

Showcase = Pretty much the porno chanel

City Tv = late night soft core

hope that helps you out there!

[von-Brunk]

At 3/22/03 05:23 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Showcase = Pretty much the porno chanel

City Tv = late night soft core

hope that helps you out there!

Squad, 3 cheers for Allpro...

Hip-hip...HOORAY!!

Hip-hip...HOORAY!!

Hip-hip...HOORAY!!!!!

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 05:23 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Showcase = Pretty much the porno chanel

uhmm showcase isnt liek that really they shwo alotta stuf from bbc and that kinda thing like that 1337 shwo cracker wiht that fat guy whos in harry potter... anywho....

[allpro]

you know that crazy _shadow_ well i think hes hang ups on penisis go figure.... lets have a look

ColinOfTheNorth: are joo ready for this suprise intevew by the 1337 allpro?
w4ng of D00M: omg
w4ng of D00M: let me freshen up
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm ... k
w4ng of D00M: ok
w4ng of D00M: ready
ColinOfTheNorth: do you know who made teh orgainal bannana movie?
w4ng of D00M: no i do not
w4ng of D00M: i would like to meet him tho
ColinOfTheNorth: hum well it seems you liekd it tho
w4ng of D00M: yes
w4ng of D00M: much
ColinOfTheNorth: yeah... how do you know its a him
w4ng of D00M: the names. there are credits
w4ng of D00M: at the end
w4ng of D00M: derrrrr
ColinOfTheNorth: hum
ColinOfTheNorth: makes sence...
ColinOfTheNorth: so what was with that about your name changing and all?
w4ng of D00M: identity crisis.
ColinOfTheNorth: thers a band from my old highschool named that
w4ng of D00M: as you can see i changed my AIM
ColinOfTheNorth: i woudnt know from your old aim coz i never new it
w4ng of D00M: k
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm oh... yeah so waht do you think of that whole michal jackson thing?
w4ng of D00M: what about it
ColinOfTheNorth: well do you even care?
w4ng of D00M: dangling babies off balconies is fun
w4ng of D00M: i do it in my spare time
ColinOfTheNorth: oh you do care...
ColinOfTheNorth: have you ever gone to vist somoen in a cancer ward and kick there feet out from under them to watch them suffer?
w4ng of D00M: no
ColinOfTheNorth: oh
w4ng of D00M: never
ColinOfTheNorth: so wahts the deal wiht you and guys and penisis and wangs and whatnot are you know one of thoes guys?
w4ng of D00M: cant seem to find the time
w4ng of D00M: one of what guys
ColinOfTheNorth: you know "thoes" types?
w4ng of D00M: i dont follow
ColinOfTheNorth: say if you were in a gym
ColinOfTheNorth: would you notice say a really bulit guy
w4ng of D00M: um
ColinOfTheNorth: dood are you teh ghey?
w4ng of D00M: if he was threatening to beat me up
w4ng of D00M: i am not gay
ColinOfTheNorth: oh...
w4ng of D00M: two wangs do not make a right
ColinOfTheNorth: well how ... unintersting
ColinOfTheNorth: no 2 wangs make an iguana
w4ng of D00M: playing god is not right
ColinOfTheNorth: huh?
w4ng of D00M: bringing iguanas back to life with your penis
ColinOfTheNorth: uh.. wtf??
w4ng of D00M: frankenwang
ColinOfTheNorth: iguanas HAVE 2 penisis
ColinOfTheNorth: is waht i said
w4ng of D00M: cool
ColinOfTheNorth: there mulitipeened
ColinOfTheNorth: penied?
w4ng of D00M: penus
ColinOfTheNorth: whatever
ColinOfTheNorth: wang of doom totaly makes me think of that suit thing form the movie se7en you know?
w4ng of D00M: no
w4ng of D00M: never seen it
w4ng of D00M: wang of sexy doom
ColinOfTheNorth: uhmm
ColinOfTheNorth: see there you go about the pen15s again
ColinOfTheNorth: maybe your not gay but you have issues
w4ng of D00M: penus
ColinOfTheNorth: see what i mean
ColinOfTheNorth: wahts your favoite colour?
w4ng of D00M: green
ColinOfTheNorth: why?
w4ng of D00M: becuz
w4ng of D00M: it is green
ColinOfTheNorth: do you like prince?
ColinOfTheNorth: or the artist formaly known as prince that is
w4ng of D00M: isnt he just a symbol now?
w4ng of D00M: he doesnt even have a name anymore
ColinOfTheNorth: no i think he officly changed it to the artist formaly known as
ColinOfTheNorth: but then again idont know
ColinOfTheNorth: and people will always call him prince and people will know
w4ng of D00M: people can call him wang
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm so you think your pince...
w4ng of D00M: no
ColinOfTheNorth: hum... do you have a colection of porclin dildos?
w4ng of D00M: no
w4ng of D00M: my penis is porcelain though
ColinOfTheNorth: okay then can you stop mentiong the male genitalia?
w4ng of D00M: i can try, but i am not promising anything
ColinOfTheNorth: well you seem to be quite obesesd by the cack okay and i understand that you have this infatuation i jsut cant base my intevew on jsut that... it just becomes boring and disturbing...
w4ng of D00M: oh
w4ng of D00M: i am very penis
w4ng of D00M: i mean
w4ng of D00M: sorry
ColinOfTheNorth: ANYWHO... would you ever eat cooked animal testicles like on ph33r factor?
w4ng of D00M: if i was getting paid to i would eat cooked wang
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm they ate them too actuly
ColinOfTheNorth: when did you realise you enjoyed the dink so much?
w4ng of D00M: i dont
ColinOfTheNorth: oh...
ColinOfTheNorth: really?
ColinOfTheNorth: oaky.... wahtever YOU say man
ColinOfTheNorth: hey
ColinOfTheNorth: how do you feel about hats?
w4ng of D00M: i can play a mean washboard
ColinOfTheNorth: whats that have to do wiht hats?
w4ng of D00M: umm
w4ng of D00M: it is linked in a deep spiritual way
ColinOfTheNorth: look ASSSSHOLE dont fuck wiht me... becase iwont fuck wiht you ill fuck with your family... you know ull be eating the cherrios and the prize inside will be your moms freaking KIDNY okay!!! dont mess wiht the interviwer and answer the GODAMN qeustion!!!!!!
ColinOfTheNorth: :-[ errrrr woah hey... sorry about that...
w4ng of D00M: you need some wang
ColinOfTheNorth: im taking this too seriously...
ColinOfTheNorth: HA! you are gay!!!
w4ng of D00M: um
w4ng of D00M: no im not
ColinOfTheNorth: i see your recomiding penile intrusion!
ColinOfTheNorth: how do you feel about goatse?
w4ng of D00M: sexxy
w4ng of D00M: http://www.xbo.cx
ColinOfTheNorth: yeah thad hurt huh
ColinOfTheNorth: woo im getting the feeling back in the left side of my face and it fucking hurts!!!
ColinOfTheNorth: okay well i think im done this intervew so peace out
w4ng of D00M: sticking knives in the toaster is fun
ColinOfTheNorth: see waht i mean this is soo teh edn
ColinOfTheNorth: thank you and goodnight

[ageekatheart]

At 3/22/03 01:41 AM, allpro wrote: a lot of stuff with dsg and a lot of unecessary symbols...

i think i won. not to get catty or anything. haha.

[von-Brunk]

At 3/22/03 07:06 PM, ageekatheart wrote:

At 3/22/03 01:41 AM, allpro wrote: a lot of stuff with dsg and a lot of unecessary symbols...

i think i won. not to get catty or anything. haha.

My interview was spectacular!

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 07:18 PM, FokkerScourge wrote: My interview was spectacular!

well i guess its good somone thought so

well it wasnt worse then uhmm that doder or whtever the hell his teh name teh was

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 08:41 PM, Chunky_Bitch_lol wrote: *jacks off to conversation*

joo a girl? coz girls cant jack off i dunno if they told you that or not... then if your not agirl well uhm im sure dsg is flatterd or something

[Snaziksoyka]

At 3/22/03 07:06 PM, ageekatheart wrote:

At 3/22/03 01:41 AM, allpro wrote: a lot of stuff with dsg and a lot of unecessary symbols...

i think i won. not to get catty or anything. haha.

Yes, you did win. Maybe allpro just had all the interesting/funny questions in the first round of interviews. I do know when I read yours I laghed pretty hard.. but I'm pretty sure it was just because of the fact that he was hardly making any sence.

At 3/22/03 08:43 PM, allpro wrote:

At 3/22/03 08:41 PM, Chunky_Bitch_lol wrote: *jacks off to conversation*

joo a girl? coz girls cant jack off i dunno if they told you that or not... then if your not agirl well uhm im sure dsg is flatterd or something

like I am so flattered lol. not.

[ageekatheart]

part one of my interview with allpro.

ageekatheart: so what is your real name?
allpro: Colin Patric Eff.
allpro: Eff is the first letter of my last name
ageekatheart: what is your current age?
allpro: kay...i am curntly 19 years and 75 days old
allpro: Married playing videogames... working in fluid power... working on comic/movie/book/song/play ideas... ide own my own house
ageekatheart: how do you think your wife will feel about you playing these so-called "videogames"?
ageekatheart: wives don't like that stuff, or so i'm told.
allpro: uhm well yeah some girls actualy like videogames thos one girl that i like she loves the megaman all 8 bit and stuff
allpro: and i wont have Wives
allpro: ill have one, im not a poligmist
ageekatheart: haha, oooh
ageekatheart: okay, next question... what is your current job?
allpro: i work at (deep breath) mohawk college stony creek campus learning resorse centre as a student library assistant
ageekatheart: why did you choose the job?
allpro: its the only one iwas interviewd for?
allpro: wiat, not, scratch that
allpro: satin made me do it
ageekatheart: "satin" himself?
allpro: throguht a dog
allpro: serious
ageekatheart: like son of sam, huh? so what is you and the dog's relationship?
allpro: well i woke up in one of them drawers inna morgue and then i left and i aksed this guy something then i followd him and he got killed then i killed this guy and took his gun then this dog talked to me and told me to do it... no wait thats shadow run for snes silly me
ageekatheart: so you don't actually talk to "satin"?
allpro: but there was a dog that made me kill my nigbhour
allpro: and yeah hes on aim belive it or not "imtehrealsatin69"
ageekatheart: such a classy name, i'll have to talk to him sometime.
ageekatheart: so what was the dog's reasoning for killing your neighbor?
ageekatheart: did the neighbor kick him or something?
allpro: look the had a yappie dog, and it would be all yap yap yap
allpro: so i asked the nigbhour politly to contole his pet
allpro: he refused so i killed him
ageekatheart: what happened to the dog?
allpro: aspca took it
ageekatheart: and what does aspca stand for?
allpro: american scocicty for prvetion of crulty of animals i think?
ageekatheart: sounds good. i had no fucking idea, really.
allpro: well it is soming like that
allpro: yeah fucking chistana applegate
allpro: oops i mean nothing by that
ageekatheart: so next question: let's say you're working working at the library, and someone comes in, and that person has tourettes? what would you do?
ageekatheart: fucking christina appelgate?
ageekatheart: whaaaa?
allpro: ha watch "donnie darko"
allpro: do you me teretts syndrome?
ageekatheart: i watch donnie darko all the time
allpro: and if that happedn ide go on break so i wodunt have to do anying
ageekatheart: "no, i wouldn't fuck my family, that's gross."
allpro: that movie is great
ageekatheart: so you wouldn't try to make the person with tourettes angry? no poking with sticks or anything?
allpro: no they dont get angery
allpro: they just cry
allpro: its really pathetic
ageekatheart: oh, do they?
allpro: yeah and they radnomy twitch or swear
ageekatheart: i made this guy's "samich" wrong at mcd's once, and he screamed at me.
ageekatheart: i think what he said was, "damn fuck straw shit." okay, that really didn't happen. haha.
allpro: i cant eat mcdonalds....
allpro: i went in there the last time and iwas wating in line and the smell of the food made my stomach turn and i was all wait im not going to eat here ever again
ageekatheart: no one should eat there
ageekatheart: i havce seen the food being made... it's toxic i think
allpro: but you have the 1337 mcgold card :P
ageekatheart: haha
ageekatheart: what? i didn't get one of those!
ageekatheart: the bastards!!!
allpro: ha its coz yor an elf discrimantion
ageekatheart: i didn't tell them i was an elf though... you told them, didnt you?!
ageekatheart: i think you did
ageekatheart: you'll face my wrath after the interview! *angry fist*
allpro: oaky...
allpro: idid
ageekatheart: ah-HA!
allpro: do you feel better?
ageekatheart: by knowing you're a dirty traitor?!
ageekatheart: NO!
allpro: how did i trait?
ageekatheart: you told them, you did!
allpro: no i jsuut siad idid
allpro: idid not actualy, i have no idea where you liv e even or what mc doalds you work at
ageekatheart: so you're lying to me now?
ageekatheart: =O

[ageekatheart]

and the second part!

allpro: orgasm face?
allpro: woah idunno what kinda freaky sexual thigns elfs are into but uhm, shount joe be dealing wiht this stuff
ageekatheart: hahaha, that was not my orgasm face, that was my, "LIEK OMG" face.
ageekatheart: get it right!
ageekatheart: you'll have to ask joe later what types of sexual things elves do. i'm not allowed to tell, 'tis a secret.
allpro: i dunno if i wanna know
allpro: i have prelbmes wiht talking about sex with humans let alone anotehr speciies
ageekatheart: so you wouldn't want to talk with the dog about sex?
allpro: no.
ageekatheart: simple enough.
ageekatheart: how do you feel about fire?
allpro: its a love hait realtion ship
allpro: i Looove it it hates mee
allpro: for refernce: bruing my finds face, shooting balls of nitrous Rc car flued fire at people, acidnlty heliing somone bunr a car to ash
ageekatheart: haha, oh, i though you said you shot someone's balls off.
ageekatheart: how painful.. eep.
allpro: okay i think i can ask now do elf girls really have 5 vaginas?
ageekatheart: no, contrary to popular belief, we onnly have one, not five.
ageekatheart: only hentai elves have five vaginas
allpro: hum i dunno i havent seen any elf hentai... and wodunt that be like playing wack a mole but like backwords or something ... wiat thats just too complcated for my meer canadian mind to handle
ageekatheart: that's an odd theory. but it almost makes sense.
ageekatheart: i wonder if they'd light up or something! like when it was their turn...
allpro: idunno elf girls dont have them maybe ewok girls have them?(the 5 cooters)
ageekatheart: i have yet to meet and ewok girl. maybe dsg would know about that.
ageekatheart: or bevin, even. you should ask them later.
allpro: i just might
allpro: but we dont have any ewoks in canada so idont thik dsg is one
allpro: shes jsut a dsg all the way
ageekatheart: what exactly is a dsg? or a bevin, for that matter?
allpro: i think a bevin is a name... and a dsg uhmm
allpro: not lumnated skater (like ice skater?) grrrrrrrrL? uhm growl? i dunno
allpro: ive never herd the name bevin thogh too... matbe its niveb backowrds?
ageekatheart: it might just be, that makes perfect sense
ageekatheart: so dsg is a non-lighted ice skater that growls and a bevin is a niveb!
ageekatheart: any last comments and/or questions?
allpro: uhm yeah if you HAd to for no particular reson see one of the girls that r on ng, in the buff, who would it be and why for gods sake why?!
ageekatheart: hmm...
ageekatheart: shrapnel. because honestly, i've already seen "her" in the buff.
allpro: WRONG!!! your answers suposta be ageekatheart
ageekatheart: oh, i'm sorry
allpro: becasue youve arldy seen you naked duh
ageekatheart: i would look at myself naked, then
allpro: and ishould answer waht too
allpro: no its too late for that
allpro: you arldy answerd
ageekatheart: but i gave the wrong answer
ageekatheart: so it's your turn
ageekatheart: that's how it works
allpro: my tirn what?
ageekatheart: to answer the question. that's what they do on gameshows
allpro: the same question?
ageekatheart: or any question at all... 3,2,1 GO!
allpro: uhmmm
allpro: 38!!!
ageekatheart: good answer!
ageekatheart: you win... uh, a hitler penguin.
allpro: i think ill give it to that donut guy
ageekatheart: you should. he likes teh hitler
allpro: i was jsut thinking that
ageekatheart: anything else you'd like to say?
allpro: uhm ive never touced a boob, ever true story
ageekatheart: what about your own?
allpro: that dont count
allpro: *he sent my a picture of his nipple here*
ageekatheart: aaaaahhhhh! nipple!
allpro: boob, see
ageekatheart: i feel dirty now, i'm going to go take a shower...

[allpro]

it was apciter of my boob NOT jsut the nipple damit!

[ageekatheart]

At 3/22/03 09:00 PM, allpro wrote: it was apciter of my boob NOT jsut the nipple damit!

boob, nipple, it's all in the same area. :P

[allpro]

At 3/22/03 09:07 PM, ageekatheart wrote:

At 3/22/03 09:00 PM, allpro wrote: it was apciter of my boob NOT jsut the nipple damit!

boob, nipple, it's all in the same area. :P

okay would you rather show me a boob or a nippe ... see a boob the nipple makes it more sexual...

yeah see but if its the combo then its not as sexual as jsut a nipple... i sewar

[allpro]

so i intevewd Mopsicle but he asked that i dont post the interview it involved transformers and hightop sneakers... but noone will ever know...

[allpro]

my interviews arnt getting any better are they? well that one where ageekatheart intervewd mE was cool but yeah otehrwize thy really adnt that great

this one was okay sirevil1024

sirevil1024: go
ColinOfTheNorth: WOAH
ColinOfTheNorth: joo scared me dood
ColinOfTheNorth: anywho yeah so have you ever dressed like a transformer?
sirevil1024: I mean start
sirevil1024: no
ColinOfTheNorth: okay say if you were dressed as one
ColinOfTheNorth: and a toaster oven came up to you and was all hitting on you what would you do?
sirevil1024: I would say "what are you do"
ColinOfTheNorth: humm good choice...
ColinOfTheNorth: would you heat a bagel in her?
sirevil1024: why not
ColinOfTheNorth: i dunno some people might think thats alot to do on a first date?
sirevil1024: what?
ColinOfTheNorth: i mean you just meet this nice toaster oven and then your making bagels all in the same night... some people might think thats abit fast!
sirevil1024: when I would say "what are you doing" I would mean "why are you hitting on me"
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm oh well then
ColinOfTheNorth: i guess the toaster oven would start crying
sirevil1024: It would find someone else
ColinOfTheNorth: oh an optmist are you?
ColinOfTheNorth: well what if it pulled out agun and siad if you dont love me noone will and blew its little toster oven brain all over the wall?
ColinOfTheNorth: hum... i guess your done with this interview
sirevil1024: I would say "yes they will, besides I'm human"
ColinOfTheNorth: waoh okay
ColinOfTheNorth: uhm it wodunt hear you its arldy dead...
ColinOfTheNorth: but imean better then nothing
ColinOfTheNorth: so you like cats?
sirevil1024: I have 3
ColinOfTheNorth: thats good
ColinOfTheNorth: im sorry i cant think of much else to ask... or say... do you have anying to ask or say?
sirevil1024: not really
ColinOfTheNorth: thanks for your time then
ColinOfTheNorth: im going to post this now
sirevil1024: alright
sirevil1024: remember, watch out for termites
ColinOfTheNorth: yeahthere really ugly
sirevil1024: you want to keep away from the soldiers the most, they bite
ColinOfTheNorth: hum... im really creeped out now asshole
sirevil1024: hehe, I do that kind of thing

[Testerline]

People are being to dry with you now and it isnt fun. Dumb kids dont know how to make an entertaing interview.

[BillofBob]

holy shiet those are long to much for my brain to comprhend

[Snaziksoyka]

At 3/22/03 10:21 PM, allpro wrote: so i intevewd Mopsicle but he asked that i dont post the interview it involved transformers and hightop sneakers... but noone will ever know...

He was telling me while you were interviewing him lol.

Something about hitting on a toaster..?

DSG's was fuckin long man.

[Snaziksoyka]

At 3/23/03 12:09 AM, dirty_bong_water wrote: DSG's was fuckin long man.

yes, keep in mind I was also away for more than an hour talking to cops.

At 3/23/03 12:13 AM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote:

At 3/23/03 12:09 AM, dirty_bong_water wrote: DSG's was fuckin long man.

yes, keep in mind I was also away for more than an hour talking to cops.

yea, allpro mentioned that during my interview. you rude, rude little child.

[Snaziksoyka]

At 3/23/03 12:15 AM, dirty_bong_water wrote:
yea, allpro mentioned that during my interview. you rude, rude little child.

haha.. what exactly did he say..?