While chatting with Ledgey on Xfire while owning him at Civ IV, the following revelations were uncovered! I know it's hard to proove, but I swear this is undoctored.
[22:32] [NG] BBM / Leo: NME are gonna be all over this like shit covers your mouth after sex
[22:32] [NG] Ledgey: if you masturbate while having a shit, is that scat?
[22:33] [NG] BBM / Leo: depends
[22:33] [NG] BBM / Leo: are you using teh shit to turn you on
[22:33] [NG] BBM / Leo: as in
[22:33] [NG] BBM / Leo: imagine its a cock going the wrong way or something
[22:33] [NG] Ledgey: hmmm
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: what if you're smelling it
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: >_>
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: <_<
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: are you enjoying the smell
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: errr
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: it's a friend of mine
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: he said
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: yes
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: >_>
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: then yes
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: he s
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: <_<
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: is
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: but
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: this friend of yours
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: yes...
[22:34] [NG] Ledgey: friend
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: IS HE PLAYING CIV IV WITH ME AT THE MOMENT
[22:34] [NG] BBM / Leo: ?
[22:35] [NG] Ledgey: he might be, and he might declare war on you if you don't keep your big mouth shut >:U
I think that's enough proof for me.