so this is what the mafia been reduced, talking about rpgs and writing boring stories, there is only one thing that can describe all of you, POSERS! looks like mutant wasn't kidding about you guys being faggots. i have been here not only longer than you but the mafia itself and when i call you posers, you are posers, when i say jump and you say how high, i'll say you first and you'll be jumping off a cliff one way or another. i heard you been dissin my friend's friend, mutant_busterjr and i've come to you today to say all that and some more. i thought the mafia was supposed to kill snitches, not be them and as the sayings go, snitches get stiches, snitches get bitches and snitches are bitches. mutant also said something about a crimsonrocker looking good but i don't know who he means. i also came to give you his stories that he typed a while ago.
he says merry christmas minus cocksuckers. no need to get the mods involved or wade even, i ain't coming back to you posers again.if have anything to say to him, email him, now i present to you kill ghost vol.1 and 2.
Kill ghost vol. 1: double cross!
Mafia headquarters, 9pm. I walk up to the front door.
MBjr: let me in damnit.
Random: aw hell naw.
MBjr: fuch you ,bitch*blows door open*
I run through the headquarters, shooting at everyone I see
And found mast3rmind sneaking into a wall, I follow him.
After he stops walking, I smash him in the back of his head and take his key and then ran to the door leading to the main room.
Ghost: welcome, you piece of shit.
MBjr: fuch you ,bitch!
Charlotte: HEY, shut up!
MBjr: shut yo bitch ass up
Charlotte: okay fine
Rocker:hey why don’t you shut up*pulls out deagle .50*
MBjr: BITCH, SHUT UP OR I’LL SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD *pulls out silver ballers*.
Vgm: hey, you can’t do that!
MBjr: shut cho faggot ass up, I can do what I want bitch!
Ghost: well it looks like its time for me to go*walks into glass elevator*.
MBjr: hey! That’s a bitch move nigga, a bitch move!
Ghost: eh, why else did I make the mafia for, not being bitches?
MBjr: get yo heathen niglet ass back here, you gotta pay what you owe*fires at him but bullets bounce off glass*.
The elevator goes down and g_p and mm break into the room.
MM: there he is, shoot his hell raisen ass NOW!
G_P: whatever you say*pulls out w2000 rifle and shoots MBjr in the leg*
MBjr: MOTHERFUCHER! *shoots rifle out his hand*
G_P: YOU BITCH!
I run out to the roof.
VGM: I’ll handle this*pulls out katana*
MBjr: BRING IT MOTHERFUCHER*pulls out 50x50 sword*
Rocker: kick his ass!
MBjr: shut up bitch! *grabs herby the shoulder and holds his sword to her neck*what now bitch!
VGM: kill the bitch, see if I care.
MBjr and Rocker: WHAT!!!!!!
VGM: I said see if care, DID I STUTTER BITCH!
MBjr: dude that’s cold and another bitch move. Hey ho, I,m letting you off easy today*throws her at vgm and knocks them both out*oh well it looks like its time for me to go, saru mo ki kara ochiru*drops smoke bomb and jumps off roof*.
G_P: time to turn this ass monkey on full blast*shoots MBjr in the arm*.
MBjr: FUCHER*throws ninja dagger in his leg and disappears threw the snow*. **** FEW MINUTES LATER****
Squid: that will teach you not to fuck wit da mafia*rips head off and discovers that he killed a mannekin stuffed with gunpowder*what the hell!
MBjr: hohoho merry Christmas motherfucher*shoots him in the back, walks up to him and kicks him in the face*that will teach you not to breath so damn hard while playing halo.
Squid:WHAT!, YOURE …….
MBjr: say good night BITCH*stuffs fire cracker in his mouth and drops him near the mannekin*. While he walks off into the blizzard, a huge explosion goes off and a shadow stalks him.
Vol. 2: SURPRISE!
The mafia holds a party celebrating their 666th page, little do they know that I was there under cover. Oh yeah, they also brought some mods along for security, like I was afraid of them.
VGM: hey, do I know you?
MBjr: FUCH OFF! *punches him in the nose and holds him at gunpoint and fires gun at the ceiling*. Hohoho , motherfuchers.
Everyone looks at me and vgm, all they do is shrug and shoot at both at us
VGM: HEY, STOP SHOOTING AT ME
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHITEBREAD!
His whole body gets shot up and he falls in to the fountain.
While they were shooting at him, I snuck back into the main room and find MM, G_P, charlotte, ghost, and nomader sitting at a huge table.
Ghost: well hello there, sit down now.
MBjr: fuch you!
Ghost: just sit down you friggin cunt
MBjr: I SAID FUCH YOU, BITCHFACE!
Ghost: that’s it, everybody shoot this jackass!
I kick over the table and start shooting at everyone with my M60 and sawn-off shot gun but G_P shoots the shotgun out of hand.
MBjr: SUCK IT, BITCH*chucks grenade in his mouth and points a 9mm at it* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW OR YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SELL THIS MOTHERFUCHING PLACE FOR A DAMN DIME!
Ghost: okay okay , just don’t get his blood on the floor.
MBjr: TOO LATE*shoots G_P’S LEG AND GETS BLOOD ON THE FLOOR*.
Ghost: waah*he runs to the elevator……again*
MBjr: NOT AGAIN!*throws grenade into elevator before it closes*
After the elevator heads to the next floor, a boom goes off,.then I run to the roof…..again and MM attacks me with a muramasa.
MBjr: BRING IT MOTHERFUCHER!*yanks out 50x50 sword*
MM: what happened with you, you used to be my student.
MBjr: next time get a php, BITCH!*slams him in the face with the sword and gets knocked off the roof*. Denvish comes out from behind and shoots me in the back of the head until I fall off the roof but I was able to throw up a time bomb before I went too far away. The whole top floor gets leveled. vol 3 COMING SOON!