I had to jump up in this shit so I could let you know
What lyricism is now just give up and fuckin let it go
This competition over and it hasnt even started
Teq is in the building makin everybody sound retarded

Now you gonna see where all my muthafuckin dedication lies
You all the runners up and dont deserve a consolation prize
Open ya fuckin eyes and see Im beatin every single guy
You send around my way while yall compare each others penis size

From what I gathered hearing all you shitty rappers
Is Im winnin by a mile and none of you fuckin matter
Shoulda been aborted by your mom inside Old Navys changing room
Now lemme make a little list of what I fuckin think of you

Gasmasq is a despicable ass hat
Every second of his life is synchronized to a laugh track
And Im pretty sure he think hes talented but Im past that
Cuz hes never gonna find his fuckin way outta clabtrap

RampantMusik soundin like a homosexual juggalo
Having unprotected sex up at the zoo with a buffalo
And I knew that I could find you hidin from another battle rap
Behind a barn where you be keepin all ya fuckin cattle at

And Mao is fuckin wack as anyone Ive ever seen
Makin a livin off of getting murdered in the battle scene
Kill Bill is makin videos to show his skill off in a gloryhole
And overdosin on a dick until hes fuckin comatose

And Bummer I cant even take you serious at all
Because you got a Kevin Costner poster hangin on your wall
Its gon be scenic when you fall apart and beg me for a dollar
Up outside the laundromat Im drivin by inside my Mazda

This is just a sample of the situation that you got into
Teqneek is comin to murder and claim the souls of all of you
I wish that we could change the rules and let me fuckin battle
Everybody all at once so I could end your baby babble