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2009. Shadowville Productions

Chorus:
Nobody's iller than the killer with no gloves on
Never had a club song, but they still got love for him
Because I'm top shelf in this rap shit
The fact is this crackers got the crack hits

Verse 1:
Who gives a fuck I'm suburban, you lil nerds better learn it
I'm a loch ness in the water, you fags are fuckin mermen
The money I'm earnin I'm burnin on beatin verdicts you heard it
You herbs are nervous and hurtin I'm certain you deserve it
I'm perfectly spurting verbs, slurring verses insane
Merging every single word like I'm fuckin switchin lanes
I'm prolific, poetic, prophetic, I said I meant it
I'm heaven sent with my message, you want it, come fuckin get it
I'll never let a competitor better me, heavy weaponry ready
Mentally clever, my melodies are too deadly
So don't step to me bitch, don't mess with me bitch
Unless you see an early grave in your destiny bitch
I'm fuckin serious you bubblegum cum-guzzlin fucks
Got that hard facade until it's time to get rough
I'll call your bluff you little hufflepuff love spittin bitches
It's J-Kellz muthafucka I'm the illest thing livin

Verse 2:
I'm immaculate with the rappin shit
Got a magic trick, it's the rapid spit
Aint no accident when I'm mackin it
When I snap on the track and unravel it
When I step up to bat like I have to win
And I blast that shit right past the fence
Gunna hold the record, no asterisk
For the best kid spittin with no mastering
And I hav to grin and laugh a bit
Cus these fags don't know what a classic is
And I don't want a fan that don't understand, just how good ol' dirty bastard is
Little fashion trend faggot punks
Never gunna follow wuts popular
I'm always gunna be seen as the mean guy that just don't really give a fuck
I've had it up to here, it's more homo every minute
If the radio is hip hop, I don't wanna represent it
Cus the lyricists are missin, the biggest hits are just mimics
From these little illiterate daddy kissin midget gimmicks
It's sickenin that the image is more important than music
And these bitches with no talent are carried by the producers
It's stupid they movin units, but they helping me prove
That I'm the truest to do it, so get with it, or fuckin move

Bridge:
People think that they know, how to rip these flows
But they don't know the half
So i sit back and I laugh

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damn

beastly song beastly lyrics you gotta go professional man

Damn

Fucking sick. Second verse is fast, I couldn't read it as fast as you spoke it lol. Awesome job.

Dare I say...

The white Kool G rap? O_O

hell yea!

Excellent writing, mixing and flows. Ya stepped up even more on this one. Thanks for sharing!

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Uploaded
Nov 17, 2009
6:20 PM EST
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5.9 MB
3 min 13 sec

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