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Jul 20, 2009 | 12:14 PM EDT
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1.1 MB
1 min 26 sec
4.09 / 5.00

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Rated 4.09 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

zero bombers are dick heads, so i wrote a quick little something. its quick and influenced by Yhatzee, Zero punctuation as you can tell. so if the words are to quick to hear then you can scan the script below. :D

This is a voice message for all the guys who vote zero for no reason at all...
Basically... you all contracted aids when you where babies... you got raped by your own rectums, you suck prawns off for fun and have a complex that leads you into having sexual thoughts about your own mothers, YOU fucking perverts....
I really do appreciate you taking the effort to move the mouse, with your fat chubby cock fingers you enourmouse sack of shit, but lets not forget you voted 0!
Why is this... perhaps you vote zero because you have everything in common with this number... you're a fat juicy nothing with a dick on your head and your just jealous because you cant make a basic drum loop and simple chord progression....and so you click zero to give yourself a feeling of self worth...because if you vote zero it means they are worse than you doesn't it?
I mean don't get me wrong, of course I appreciate you put down the cheese burger for a fucking minute just so you could go to the effort of voting zero, but why not vote five instead!
You could help the users of this site out by leaving useful reviews and helpful advice... voting five will encourage younger musicians to make more music and improve, where as voting zero is just vindictive twattish behaviour sponsored by Nazis and Atilla the hun.
When you zero bomb someone you cause them to go into a depression and they will slice up there arms like lemon rind and eventually kill themselves by boring them selves to death.. my grandma made a song and submitted it to Newgrounds...she got a bad review and then she died of cancer...
Now how do you feel.
The bible teaches us that you reap what you sew and if you sew the seeds of seimen by voting zero, you will end up eating the seimen as well.. you cock sucking vagina rejecting, epidemic closet case ...
If you are a pussy and want to vote zero for no reason then please do so... you fucking pussy...but you will get what you deserve...
How ever if you are daring enough and have the bollocks to leave an abusive review I would love to read it...and then flag it... because I am a cock like that
thank you so much for listening whilst your blowing off your dog you cheesedick. Heres a cleanex to wipe off the mutt cum ......
Get a real life and stop down voting peoples shit.
Or alternatively Please vote 0 to prove that I am right

This has been a stalagmite production. And you're a prick if you are a zero bomber.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome!!!!!!! :D

You're damn Right!!!

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Stalagmite responds:

HA! thank you man! :D its about time people spoke out against these dick suckers! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I agree.

Now why didn't this get Top 5?

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Stalagmite responds:

HAHAHA! :D well i wish it did! hehe, it seems to reach alot of people! ^_^ maybe in the future it will get more recognition heh. thanks for listening man!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Zero bomber's should be included in the war on terror. I'm writing my congressman.

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Stalagmite responds:

hahaha! :D here, use my pen! X3 thanks man! ^^


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's exactly what i was going to say except you said it really fast and i didnt really have that catchy music in the background.

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Stalagmite responds:

oh SQUEEEEEEE :D thank you!!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The paragon of literary brilliance.
Oh god, I can't remember when I last laughed so much.
You're so awesome for having enough balls to produce something like this.

And did you like pwn oral when you were young? ;)

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Stalagmite responds:

HAHAHA! thank you so much! yeah i speak really properly! (more so than i type lol) infact i am often mistaken for a woman but thats because of my phone voice :P

haha, yeah man i am pleased you enjoyed it! thanks so much for the ten and listening!!!