OH MY GOD YES
this was just too good
Reviews for "Zero Bombers Pwned!"
Stalagmite responds:
thanks! :D i link all the zero Scores to this song. it pisses them right awf! ROFL!
woah...
you sound a lot like yatzee from "zero punctuation".
blowing off your dog you cheesedick has to be the funniest thing I ever heard..
Stalagmite responds:
haha! well that was the inspiration for this :D:D:D
yeah i cwas trying to be creative :D:D:D
thanks man! awesome cool! :D:D:D
I wanted to vote 0...
but the only thing in the star list with a 0 in it had a 1 in front of it. DAMN YOU NEWGROUNDS!!! Now flag it lik u said you wood. CAPS FOR NO REASON!!!
BTW (that means Bitchy Twat Waffel) I totally didn't listen to the whole thing before voting 0 just like you thought I would. HA! now ur Pwnd and I'll nevar listen to your stuffs before giving it a 0. :-P
WARNING: This is to be totally be taken seriously because all random internet people should be.
Stalagmite responds:
damnit. you exploit my loopholes... YOU ARE THE PORTAL LORD. you have exposed me... i am wounded.... your ten is a lie... the cake is a lie...... you have weakened me..... thank you for your abusive review! rofl. :D na but thanks man for listennig hehe. :D
yoo suk
i ment to v0te zer0 fagit cuz yoo suk butt i hit 10 insted bich so i jest tel yoo dumb ugly hed fuker bich stooped ass dummy dik
Eh, eh, eh? Whaddya think Champ-Stag? Pretty good, huh? Did you ACTUALLY think I was a 13 year old kid who was SO jealous of your work I had attempted to vote 0 but was in fact, SO ignorant and unobservant, that I hit 10? I sure hope so! I cannot exress to you HOW much joy this brings me. Your words have lifted a common veil that I believe MANY people are blinded by here at Newgrounds. I mean, don't get me wrong, there are cocks 'n' twats EVERYwhere you go. You have simply managed to piece together the perfect monologue expressing almost EVERYONE'S feeling who have EVER gotten zer0 b0mbed.
For that, we all thank you (especially ME).
Until your next astonishing verbal dumping. . . .
........Take care, be good and piss off more zer0 b0mbers.period
Stalagmite responds:
LOL. yeah i troll the trolls on Youtube too. :D and on NG. I am like an internet superhero. my special ability to annoy! :D
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
you are the first one to have recieved the full alphabet from me.
use it wisely. :D lol.
THANKs for your mind raping comments. and your execution of trolling zerobombing linguistics where wonderful.
you could be my sidekick!
"GAIA GIRL!"
thanks. eat cheese. i made your bunny too. :D CC is coming to a cinema near you!
YES!
I agree whole heartedly! Zero bombers should get some sort of STD that burns. Alot.
Stalagmite responds:
HAHA! yes, inflicted upon them by Mr. Burns, listening to BURN BABY BURN, by a burning bush :D
yeah muthaflocker! clearly the zero bombers like this one though :D very ironic :D