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Reviews for "Zero Bombers Pwned!"

HA HA HA HA XD

Oh man... that was hilarious! Not only did you speak with a speed I thought physically impossible for the human tongue... you also made me crack up the whole way through! That is some creative randomness right there... Gold, pure gold.

I think what you said perfectly depicted what (deep deep inside) we all feel zero-bombers are ^__^.

This is going in my favourite list. Whenever a cock-sucking-vagina-rejecting-mother-
wetdreaming-dog-blowing-gonorrea-infe sted-zero-bomber will decide to pay me a visit, I'll just relisten to this beautiful comical wonder and become zen once more.

You rock! Cheers to you!!
10/10

5/5 <-- I would've given it 5 anyway after hearing you demostrate your god-like tongue-twisting abilities ^__^

fav'ed

P.S. Man, I still can't believe that you managed to say all of that in a continuous recording! Did your face turn purple in the end?!

Stalagmite responds:

i actually recorded it in two parts, but still MAN it was super hard lol. i rerecorded like 100 times leterally. =D it is about time someone submitted something against zero bombers that wasnt just a song lol. =D give it a go! it feels great! lol. :D
thanks man for popin by! AND ZOMG! a favourite! AWESOME! =D thanks dude! :D
zero bombers go to hell =D

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!!

HAHAHA this is awesome.

good job stalagmite!

Stalagmite responds:

thanks man! zero bombers go to hell =D

I like how you talk. And walk.. oh yeah..

I love British humour. And you're a talent. I'd almost vote zero to promote funny things like this, but I dare say that would make me all kinds of nasty, so I went with a political 5, and a hug. Which will be reimbursed within 24 hours of claiming online.

Stalagmite responds:

LAWL! thank baldrick you do not support the zero bombers of doom :D
they will die a terrible terrible death =D BEING HUGGED BY LOVE MONKEYS FROM CUDDLE WORLD!!!!!!
yes they would hate that :D and a poke in the eye too.... that could work..

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funny to see your other side, this is true and to the point. They need help because they have probably in the past been victims of intimidation and else, so you kinda have to forgive those who vote 0 because they are really the ones hurting inside.
Good job on this one, really well done.

Stalagmite responds:

well, no not really, i think there are people who get off on the idea they can upset people and get away with it... well i simply show them they cant :D
=D thanks though boux! it was SOOOOOO hard speaking really quickly lol, i had to rerecord like 100 times :D thanks for the powerful UBER 10!!!!! :D hehe. peace out! :D

lmao!

If there is a zero bomber in my songs, I will post this as my response.
This is freaking hilarious!

Stalagmite responds:

haha! thanks man! i would happily meet them face to face to tell them it. MAN they are ass bandits lol :D