Reviews for goldilocks

[Webster]

Disturbing, very unrealistic, challenging format.

Throughout the entirety of this movie, I sat wishing that there were some form of storyboard or subtitle to come in and save it. Alas, there was no storyboard or any subtitle and that is why this movie is just a meaningless, senseless, disturbing,rendition-shall I say-of Goldilocks. The Graphics, and violence were on par for a good tale, yet I was let down by the films ablity to make even the remotest of sense. Therefore, I gave this film a 3 for it's overall.

[Orchard]

Jesus CHRIST.

I'm not giving this a bad review because of the obvious wanton violence...I'm giving it a bad review because the movie, in it's essence, sucks. There's no point...or none that I can see, anyway. No movement, no emotion, no nada...the entire movie is a slooooowwww moving pan-shot all over the girl's massacred body. It's obviously the main focus-point of the movie, but what purpose does it serve? To shock us? Gross us out? Well, yeah, I was repulsed the first time I saw this, but I also kept checking my watch to see how long the goddamn thing went on. And what the hell is up with those two dinky little symbols?

The problems keep coming, unfortunatly. The graphics are muddy and sloppy in their design. The sound quality is shit. The camera angles are limited to about, oh, three - the dead body shot, the scared-Goldilocks shot, and the ugly-angry-eye shot. The whole thing is a nightmare to watch...but whatever. It saddens me to see that this is the best some people can come up with nowadays. I'm hoping that very little thought went into this, because it really doesn't reflect any whatsoever. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and say how ignorant I'm being.

[Monocrom]

---Beyond creepy---

I've got a strong stomach, but I've got to admit that out of the hundreds of submissions I've seen on NG, only 3 were genuinely beyond creepy. And, this is one of them! The violence is over-the- top, but still presented in a way that is very disturbing. The only thing more horrendous is the fact that such individuals DO exist in the real world!... If you just ate, you might want to wait, if you're curious to see this short.

[codetozero]

eh..

this wasn't a good movie. it lacks the style and class of good dark/horror flash movies. this seemed more focused on grotesque and shallow themes, while also lacking real substance. the visuals were ok. probably the best thing this movie had going for it was the music.

[DirtyTiger]

Gah

I am thouroughly dissapointed. Not only did you over use the "C" word, but there were no bears at all. What kind of "Goldilocks" movie doesn't have any bears? It also made little to no sense...