brilliance
fucking awesome.
both satan and i love you very much.
Reviews for "goldilocks"
The Great Hype
Definitely lived up to the hype my friend gave me before viewing.....fucked up.
i don't know
this movie is something weird. I can't explain it. It's stupid, violent, and pointless. Yet.....it is intruiging.
Senseless Violence
I run a site designed to be the very bane of society, and yet, this film makes no sense, and is EXTREMELY unneccessarily gory. It repulses me. For 1, who are these people, why is this man killing them, etc. etc. etc. 2. Anyone can pull off a heinous gorefest. Just look at all the horror producers. This is masochist/death metal shit. Violence, sex, and curses are in certain movies because they are vital to the storyline. This movie, however, is a load of crap compared to others that pull it off in a sleek, stylish way, such as Romp.Com's Officer Krupt.
Weird and original.
A nice short shocker. The sound could've been slightly clearer and the movie was dragging on a bit after the punch line, but it was certainly chilling and original. The lack of humor made it even more spooky.
Nice one.
--MB