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Reviews for "goldilocks"
Jesus CHRIST.
I'm not giving this a bad review because of the obvious wanton violence...I'm giving it a bad review because the movie, in it's essence, sucks. There's no point...or none that I can see, anyway. No movement, no emotion, no nada...the entire movie is a slooooowwww moving pan-shot all over the girl's massacred body. It's obviously the main focus-point of the movie, but what purpose does it serve? To shock us? Gross us out? Well, yeah, I was repulsed the first time I saw this, but I also kept checking my watch to see how long the goddamn thing went on. And what the hell is up with those two dinky little symbols?
The problems keep coming, unfortunatly. The graphics are muddy and sloppy in their design. The sound quality is shit. The camera angles are limited to about, oh, three - the dead body shot, the scared-Goldilocks shot, and the ugly-angry-eye shot. The whole thing is a nightmare to watch...but whatever. It saddens me to see that this is the best some people can come up with nowadays. I'm hoping that very little thought went into this, because it really doesn't reflect any whatsoever. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and say how ignorant I'm being.
Holy fuckin grusome.
That was some pretty sick shit man. How do you even get the idea to make something so gruesome and stomach churning?
You are one sick fuck.
Okay. I can understand why a newgrounds person would make movies with anal sex and drugs - it's something they are naturally curious and feel awkward about in their teen years. But violence to women/gruesome murder and whatnot is just totally beyond me. You worry me more than clock crews.
This is... dark. Very dark. Indeed.
you have to sit for a couple of minutes after this movie, dark, not touching, just dark, no morale, just darkness, death, blood, very dark.