Reviews for Jesus in... The MATRIX

[afrolicious]

The Matrix had ninja's?

Verbose Review:
This piece of flash is a good start. However, I think you should put aside you ambitious plans for part 2 untill you have more experience with flash. This is actually a mistake I have seen many make on NG (people overstepping their ability). You really need to start off mastering the basics, and improving your art, before you go on to more ambitious flash. It allows you to recreate that really nifty idea in your head much beter in flash. Keep trying.

Terse Review:
You suck balls! =)

stealmyinternet responds:

i'm by no means new to flash. i just dont have the mental capacity to commit to anything so i tend to rush things. As ive said before. laaaaaaaaaaaazy animatooooooor.

[marleyabcd]

Could be better.

Fix the audio and the animation, other than that it would be good.

[Mousebot]

i didn't like it

i thought that it would be funny, since i don't believe in jesus, but it wasn't.

stealmyinternet responds:

You dont believe in jesus? DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS? Well you know what i say to you? jesus is real, and hes coming to bust a killa cap in your azz.

[bringbackperfekt]

Don't bother

The graphics were below average and the voices made this movie even worse, buy a half decent mike, sounds like you are talking into a boombox mike.

stealmyinternet responds:

i'm talking into elvis's asshole. i'm glad you enjoyed my movie.

[Bi-PolarDisorder]

Partly funny and mostly stupid

At first I thought it was outright dumb but then came the ninjas and their godamn honor code. That was funny. The scene with the big blue pill and the tiny white pill with mr T portraying Morpheus was kind of funny.The humor wasn't really sophisticated and I wouldn't even give it a one thumbs up. On top of making fun of Jesus it was pretty dumb. Mind you, there were some funny parts and making fun of Jesus is not the same as making fun of corrupt theocracies. One thing I penalized this flash for is its disrespect for Jesus.