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Reviews for "Jesus in... The MATRIX"

HAHAHA!

Anyways, I didn't really mind it... here's what I have to say, Jesus SUCKS and it's FUNNY to make fun of him. Organized religion is just a bunch of dumbasses who wanted the world to suck and not eat a whole bunch of really tasty foods. Jesus will live on in the hearts of bible thumpers world wide, and if you don't like making fun of Jesus, don't watch the movie!

When all else fails, mock Jesus.

I'd say it was original, but people make shit all over the internet that makes fun of Jesus, so it's not.

What it is, however, is a one-way trip to Hell. You fuck.

You're just a child though. 17. It shows in your work. You laugh at faggot and gay jokes too, don't you?

This movie was shit, as is that mass inside your head. What you need is a punch in the face and a bullet in the brain.

Die, you worthless fuck.

stealmyinternet responds:

AHAHAHAHAHA! You're going to hell asshole, if you believe people should die for making a flash movie. SOMEONE CUT ME ON THE LINE TO THE BIBLE STORE I MUST KILL THEM! ARGGGGGGH! JIHAD.

Well,

That wasn't original, really. It's just taking one thing and putting it into another. It was an okay idea for a flash movie. But what's up with with all that ass stuff (Jesus falling out of the ass, the plugs into the ass)? are you repressing something, or did I just miss something important?
Good movie despite that.

stealmyinternet responds:

yes. i'm gay. you got me. i didnt see ninjas, mr. t, or jesus in the original matrix. DID YOU?



and i'm not gay.

Don't bother

The graphics were below average and the voices made this movie even worse, buy a half decent mike, sounds like you are talking into a boombox mike.

stealmyinternet responds:

i'm talking into elvis's asshole. i'm glad you enjoyed my movie.

Great work!

dude dont listen to any negative feedback that was sweet hilarious and neo would be proud.this flash is the one....anyways great work alittle problem with sound but all and all awsome and incorparate the new film into the next one.