Grrreat!
I like it! I love anything that involves sitting on a chair that penetrates your anus! Especially Jesus's! Good Job!
Reviews for "Jesus in... The MATRIX"
Awseome dude
I like what you put on the description so i watched the movie and it was funny it was funny because it wasnt done perfectly like the sound and all that stuff ya know good job make part 2 and let me know i wanna watch it awesome .
really
I hate to break it to ya, but you are more than likely going to hell for that. But, I'll probably see you there because I thought it was pretty funny. Liked the idea of ninjas and Mr. T. The only thing that really bothered me was that ninjas probably wouldn't have knocked because they have no honor code. Samauri have honor ninjas get the job done. Still a pretty decent flash
stealmyinternet responds:
Maybe I should have done research before I made a movie in flash for my own enjoyment when i was like 12 years old.
The bullet-time was the only good part.
Thats what nabbed you an 8 in graphics. Everything else was virtually bitch shit in comparison. Make everything else as good as your bullet-time scene and this will be getting 11 out of 10's.
stealmyinternet responds:
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
its alright
i could definitely see some development into it, like have the agents be judas, and once jesus finds his little i can control thingies im so great powers like neo did he can become jesus christ superstar and then u could have some one he has to fight be maybe like joseph and his gay colored coat or whatever that movie was called. oh oh and to play along with the jesus christ superstar thing a little more u can combine that with the movie superstar so whenever jesus gets nervous he sticks his hands under his arms and then he smells em. thatd be cool