The joys of low-grade inkjet printers. Fuck that noise.
I bought a Samsung Color laserjet printer (consumer grade, not industrial). It cost an extra penny- but not that much. NEVER. FUCKING. LOOKING. BACK.
Ever.
I print whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want it. And it is always glorious quality.
Anyhow, this was fun to watch.
Keep at it,
-CO