you forgot trumps most important weapons his bone spurs of doom and his Russian covfefe dolls of urination
Reviews for "America's Retribution"
The graphics were great. The audio and soundtrack were great. The game play was solid and intuitive.
But the subject matter is propagandist bullshit that supports a dangerous, unhinged demagogue. So fuck this game and everything about it.
Retrogamer3 responds:
Thank you. If not for crazies like you I wouldn't have as much material to work with.
you mean featuring Donald trump
Retrogamer3 responds:
You mean the President or just not your President?
i honestly can't tell if you're trying to be cute or just plain foolish: the controls are just stiff and rubbish, half of which don't work anyway (none work if you pick Republican for some reason, so thank goodness for the reset key); the pseudo-retro experience leaves a lot to be desired since enemies, powerups, etc are thrown in seemingly at random and pop up seemingly out of the blue (although all preset), unexplained and in such a way to make progress sluggish and less than likely; the barebones approach toward sound effects, and cheesy ones at that; and the story, although amusing in the usual "Trump is a jackass" sort of way, fails to actually be funny in the way it intends to be. instead, it's more morose and dull, and ultimately (and unfortunately) in a sort of "i dare the FBI and homeland security to invade my home" sort of a way.
i wish i could say it was fun or nostalgic, but it really isn't. there were some interesting pickups, but i never knew what or where the next one was gonna be. that's not to mention that the health pickups were muy confusing (baby pickup? okay...). also, given the particular layers that some enemies were put in, i thought maybe they weren't intended to be enemies at all or that you could float by during the firefight. whatever the incidence, the experience is vexing and bizarre.
besides that, in absence of a soundtrack, i don't really see how i'm supposed to feel the nostalgia either. it sure doesn't look like you were going for the minimalist approach. unless i'm getting some sort of multi-browser error, i'd have to say the polish on this demo is slim to nil. and personally, i'm leaning towards the latter. sorry.
Retrogamer3 responds:
It's political. Trump rescues babies because he pro life. He eats pizza and french fries as well. If you don't know anything about Trump then don't even bother trying to get the joke.
this game, IS shit. Holy fuck, this game, is absolute shit.
its bad enough that your using a president who fucked the country up and depicting him as a hero, but making a game about him being a hero? DISGUSTING.
blam this shit