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Reviews for "Hermetic Dating Rituals"

nice story. I would have just liked to have seen it shown with some better visuals.

I'm reminded of sexualobster's "The Girl on TV". Watch that and you'll see the obvious similarities. I'm not sure what I think about this though. Except to say that it teaches an important lesson we can all take to heart: Don't trust women from online dating services. Or even better, just don't trust women. Because if you do, they'll surely use you as a human sacrifice to summon a demon who she'll have sex with instead of you. The minx. Author comments=Based on truth, after all. It's probably a true story that happened to the video creator personally. It's certainly how I was conceived.

Great work man
Short
Funny
and creative.

(also makes me happy I'm not single anymore) hehe

Umm... wait what? :))