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Reviews for "Hermetic Dating Rituals"

And that's why you never let bitches tie you up.

This is awesome super creative, super funny, good job man!

Absolutely brilliant, so many great twists, great animation style, and very timely. Well done. I'd very much like to find out what happens to our protagonist next.

That's exactly how many modern females operate - sacrifice time and resources of a decent guy to spend 5 minutes with a bad boy who is often quite lame objectively speaking. It seems to me humans are not evolved to make right choices in modern multi-choice artificial environment.

Brilliant!
Really appreciated every parts of this!