Not the worst addition to Newgrounds, but not even close to a real game either. Glitches when you get too fast and just jumps over the seeds. Creator could've put much more effort into this.
Reviews for "Hamster Simulator"
Van-pl responds:
This entry isn't really aspiring to be a fully fleshed-out game. I agree that there is always a room for improvement, in this case however I deemed it unnecessary, as it wouldn't change the core of what I wanted to convey here. Thanks for the comment!
Shit Simulators are in a genre all of their own, however while most in the genre disguise quality with shit graphics and gameplay you just created something that promotes how bad it is and follows through with shity shittness so shit it may very well be the most shit Shit Simulator in existence, and that in of itself deserves at least some miniscule appreciation.
Van-pl responds:
Hahah, this is the best comment I have ever received. Thank you for your time!
You needed at least SOME kind of GUI for instructions, even for something as simple as: get seeds, expel waste with [space] after all, no idea i could go slower. Disappointed in the end
This isn't even fun ironically. Glitchy as well.
Van-pl responds:
Well, I'm sorry to hear that this falls outside of your scope of humour. Thanks for the comment.
wow this is a very bad game, so instead of playing it i will make a list about the bad things about it 1) hamster slowly (or maybe quickly) gets uncontrolable 2) hamster sometimes jumps over seeds, some of them are impossible to get 3) really needs more detail, better controls, slower speed,speed limit, actual hamster growth, and not just a picture of a hamster but atleast a one YOU made. sorry if i offend anyone but this game is a gigantic piece of shit.
Van-pl responds:
My only concern is, how were you able to come up with such detailed description, despite not playing it? Thanks for your time, all that you apparently didn't spend on playing my game!