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Reviews for "Hamster Simulator"

Shit Simulators are in a genre all of their own, however while most in the genre disguise quality with shit graphics and gameplay you just created something that promotes how bad it is and follows through with shity shittness so shit it may very well be the most shit Shit Simulator in existence, and that in of itself deserves at least some miniscule appreciation.

Van-pl responds:

Hahah, this is the best comment I have ever received. Thank you for your time!

Game looks shitty.
I click space.
Literal shit comes out.
11/10 would poop again

Van-pl responds:

Haha, well, the game doesn't try to convince you that it's something else than it looks like. Thanks for the comment!

Not the worst addition to Newgrounds, but not even close to a real game either. Glitches when you get too fast and just jumps over the seeds. Creator could've put much more effort into this.

Van-pl responds:

This entry isn't really aspiring to be a fully fleshed-out game. I agree that there is always a room for improvement, in this case however I deemed it unnecessary, as it wouldn't change the core of what I wanted to convey here. Thanks for the comment!

OH. MY. GOD. Thats the best game ever. Im in love withe hihi hihi, im going for the hihi hihi! Im so happy to be alive to get to know such mayestetic masterpiece :D

Yeah
Flower out.

Van-pl responds:

haha, thanks! <3

Strange and rudimentary little game, but it works. You control a little picture of a hamster eating seds to gain movement sped and pooping to lose it.

Van-pl responds:

You are correct and also very precise. Thank you!