The stars are for the nostalgia of one of the more ridiculous "games" I have ever stumbled across. Nice homage. The worst good game ever.
Reviews for "Poly's Mountain Adventure"
PhantomCat responds:
It's actually the best bad game ever, but thanks.
This seems to me like a big joke that wasn't very funny. I think it could have been made into something pretty comical, but need A LOT MORE WORK....
PhantomCat responds:
Sometimes need a LOT lot more work.
I went right until it said "your dead". why would you even make a game?
PhantomCat responds:
If you just hold the right arrow down in Super Mario Bros, you also die. Did that stop Nintendo?
This is an okay remake. Nothing new or exciting.
The medals work, and I earned them all.
PhantomCat responds:
Y'help a guy out and you don't even get two stars for it.
ok this is boring you cant do anything. the music is annoying, the art could be better, and the game could actually work, but seeing the clocks tells me not to expect much
PhantomCat responds:
I used to think your username and icon were a clever pun, but someone having a news post about writing a story and not knowing what an apostrophe or capital letter is tells me not to expect much.