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Reviews for "Fate Machine 1.0"

i am a toddler bitch-head,the booze snorting drunken fighter,and my destiny is to show my dick to the gestapo.

pretty accurate

I am Urist Link, the moronic hero-god. And my destiny is to enslave soccer moms... fuck yeah!.. wait what?
Pretty basic game, but really funny with those random phrases, and that epic music tho'!

I am Slutty Skywalker, the idiotic witch. I am destined to overthrow the internet.

... yeah... wish me good luck with that. xD

Good game with pretty hilarious results.

Pretty sure I've got a good one here...

My name is... Johnny Optimus Prime, The Bloodthirsty Magician. My destiny is to shoot gold pieces at Diarrhea.

Great gadget. Love it. :3

You are Barney Kakarot, the sexiest Beach babe. Your destiny is to photoshop themselves into domestic violence.

Nailed it! ;)