Gaaaaaayyy RON PAUL 2012!
It's dumb. The very first time I appear with a ninja right in front of me, and he hits me and I died. No idea what just happened. I died so fast, couldn't even tell what the controls were or what to do. Not a good first impression.
Second time, ninja starts far away from me, so I dodge a few times to understand W T F is going on. So you hit him first before he hits you. Okay. Wham, got him. Level 2.
I run next to the ninja and then on top of him and swing. I can't hit them while on the same square. Makes sense if they can't, right? Oh fuck, they can't. RETARDED.
Now the worst part. Ninja-star throwers will hit me every time because when I hit them with a sword, their star still shoots out and kills me too.
So I back away from the computer and take a deep, long breath. I shout to the top of my lungs so that any god or deity out there can hear me: WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE MAKE THESE GAMES STILL? WHY HASN'T HUMANITY IMPROVED? IS THIS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS?! THANKS OBAMA!
This is the downside to the Ludum Dare or whatever the hell it's called.