hmmm
nice and true
Reviews for "A story of Noah's Ark"
About damned (no pun intended) time!
THank you ever so much for ragging on just one of the massive errors plauging the entire Judeo-christian belief system. I only wish we could r4ag on them all but their are far too many for simple mere mortals (such as ourselves) to get through in a few generations. Total tripe it is. Thanks for helping bring a bit of the antidote to religion around, intelligence! :D
religion sux and makes no since
i dont understand why people still believe in religion, i guess they just like letting themselves be controlled, o well... at least some people understand the truth though, thats all that matters
Truthful and logical.
Ok, OmegaRaptor and you other religious assholes, this probably did happen (save the hand of god dunking the lil girl). Think about it. If he flooded the WHOLE world, he's bound to've killed thousands of innocent children, in which, the bible says God "forgives" because they're young and ignorant. This story is very truthful. If God loves us all so much and is so forgiving, why did he make a place of burning and fire and agony and torcher for people to suffer and burn and scream and be in pain for all eternity non-stop? What does that tell you about "God"? If you ask me, God sounds like a hypocritical saddistic prick who takes pleasure in watching us suffer, like he's doing right now if he's *actually* up there... or out there, or somewhere.. I don't know, religion keeps changing God God damnit! First he was a being now he's an entity and first he was in the sky now he's floating in space! If he's an entity how did he get Jesus' mom pregnant? Why hasn't God flooded us in a few thousand years? Oh and Omega Raptor... I just *have* to rip you apart because I'm bored and because you're a jackass.
"What is funny is that you "non-believers" talk about Noah and act like you know a lot about the bible. It seems you have heard about it before and made up the rest."
That's just plain fuckin' stupid. Yeah dumbshit, we read the first half then just kind of guessed and got fairly acurate results.
"Do any of you believe in heaven? Hell?"
...YES we believe in it all, that's why we're "non-believers" and "athiests" you fuckin' numb nutted moron! =D
"Do you guys believe in Greek/Roman Mythology? Zues, Hades, Hera, etc.? Of course... Where is all that magic today?"
Do you *REALLY* have the right to tell us what and what we don't believe in? See, I rest my case on religion being controlling.
"The Bible is the truth, the light. RIght now, do you see me using profanity or bellowing about your beliefs?"
The Bible is true, yes, it protests incest and yet... says Adam and Eve's children fucked one another. Oh and yes, I see you bellowing about our beliefs because you're fucking BITCHING ABOUT WHAT WE BELIEVE IN you fuckin' shithead.
"Your theories, of NOah and the great flood is misled. You say us "Christians" should get our facts straight before we "Preach". I believe it is you "athiests", mostly, who need to get your facts straight."
Might I remind you that you're a Christian who's trying to say that when God flooded the world he didn't kill any three year olds or pregnant women... hmmm... who needs to get their facts straight...?
"Why bother arguing or reading the Bible?"
You're right, why bother reading the Bible? It's like a cheap novel. =D
"Unless you guys find the right path, which I hope some of you do, either now, soon, or during the rapture. You will be spending Eternal Damnation in the bowels of hell."
Gee, what a nice way to not profanely confront us. =). "YOU DON'T BELIEVE LIKE ME BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SAY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE LIKE ME YOU'RE GOING TO HELL GOD DAMNIT!" Fuckin' hypocritical sack of shit.
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To all the fruitcakes that wrote stupid reviews before about how "we have redemption" and shit, well, lemme tell you something: why should we take that kind of shit from someone that thinks he's so mighty powerful, never shows himself, and is only written about in books that nobody really can tell were either novels, poetry, or diaries.
Give me a break.
This movie is everything most blinded christians don't even know, and when you tell them about it, they think it's just awesome how we should all be thankful for all the useless killing god did. There's also some stupid excuse to even stupider Bible facts that all christians will come up with, such as the "redemption" crap from before. Christians choose a life of misery, apparently, all they ever do is ask for redemption for crap they never did. GIVE ME A BREAK! How the hell am I related to some moron that lived in a "garden of eden" that nobody can actually find proof of its existence on earth, and how the hell are we continually finding mummies and skeletons that date way before whatever the date the bible tells us that we appeared on earth?
If God is so almighty, why is he CREATING sinners? isn't HE supposed to be creating us? so yeah, "GOD" decided that some people were sinners just because he's that much of an asshole. Fuck this useless religion, fuck all that useless joking around. If you're gonna be some dumbass christian that can't open his eyes by himself and that absolutely needs some moron GOD to dictate your life and give you a reason for living it, then you deserve to die like little 3 year old assclown michelle from the movie. Wait, no, that didn't make sense, because that would mean that I agree that people should be tortured (HELLO: HELL IS AN INVENTION OF CHRISTIANS!). Just die and leave us smart and illuminated people (aka: non-moronic christians, atheists, and whatever you wanna be called) alone! morons.