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Reviews for "A story of Noah's Ark"

About damned (no pun intended) time!

THank you ever so much for ragging on just one of the massive errors plauging the entire Judeo-christian belief system. I only wish we could r4ag on them all but their are far too many for simple mere mortals (such as ourselves) to get through in a few generations. Total tripe it is. Thanks for helping bring a bit of the antidote to religion around, intelligence! :D

that makes sense.

Yeah that seems about right to me, some supreme being deciding the fates of billions of people, some of them not even born yet, but he's more than happy to let the bible thumpers live. Sounds like Genocide to me really, the movie was good but that's basically it, the christian god genocided an entire race of people except for one family, and that would really be rubbing out the entire human race because one family isn't enough genetic diversity to start another human race.

Mmmmmm

Good flash, good flash. Keep up teh awesome work.

Great Flash!

"Those people who were drowned died because they either forgot about God or cursed Him."

I am amazed that christians always rationalize the deaths of innocent children when shown that if god flooded the whole world adults could not have been the only ones to have drowned. The lessons from the bible is a mixed bag of love and hate, tolerance and cruelty of the bibles god. Read the bible please! Be aware!

-Great flash! Make more bible stories!-

Great flash! Please make more biblical flash.

Errr

To all the fruitcakes that wrote stupid reviews before about how "we have redemption" and shit, well, lemme tell you something: why should we take that kind of shit from someone that thinks he's so mighty powerful, never shows himself, and is only written about in books that nobody really can tell were either novels, poetry, or diaries.

Give me a break.

This movie is everything most blinded christians don't even know, and when you tell them about it, they think it's just awesome how we should all be thankful for all the useless killing god did. There's also some stupid excuse to even stupider Bible facts that all christians will come up with, such as the "redemption" crap from before. Christians choose a life of misery, apparently, all they ever do is ask for redemption for crap they never did. GIVE ME A BREAK! How the hell am I related to some moron that lived in a "garden of eden" that nobody can actually find proof of its existence on earth, and how the hell are we continually finding mummies and skeletons that date way before whatever the date the bible tells us that we appeared on earth?

If God is so almighty, why is he CREATING sinners? isn't HE supposed to be creating us? so yeah, "GOD" decided that some people were sinners just because he's that much of an asshole. Fuck this useless religion, fuck all that useless joking around. If you're gonna be some dumbass christian that can't open his eyes by himself and that absolutely needs some moron GOD to dictate your life and give you a reason for living it, then you deserve to die like little 3 year old assclown michelle from the movie. Wait, no, that didn't make sense, because that would mean that I agree that people should be tortured (HELLO: HELL IS AN INVENTION OF CHRISTIANS!). Just die and leave us smart and illuminated people (aka: non-moronic christians, atheists, and whatever you wanna be called) alone! morons.