PLEASE optimize!
The game's concept is great! The voice acting really adds to the game's value and adds a unique humor and motivation to continue.
Here's what doesn't motivate anyone: the game's mechanics.
The game takes up TOO much processing power for a simple flash game and to really add insult to injury, this sometimes makes timing jumps impossible, which is a key deal to have working in any platformer. This, combined with a unique timer based on movement, can really make the game not worth playing. As soon as you reach #10, the value drops big time due to the timing issue on jumping.
Would I redo this review after the programming is optimized to help make the game playable? Of course! Would I love to see this as an Xbox Live Arcade game with the optimized programming? You bet!
So your todo list:
1) Optimize Code.
2) Remake for XBox Live (it'll survive easily)
3) ...
4) Realize you haven't been moving yourself and should start running.