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Reviews for "Thelemite"

Question

The douchebags who are saying "this game is too hard" or "i keep dying in 1 hit" i call BS on them because i only die in 1 hit from those bosses and everything else takes a couple more hits. Did those guys even fucking upgrade?

Besides that, great game, epic controls, fun as hell, HILARIOUS commentary.
10/10
5/5

Friggin EPAC!

This game is fuckin awesome! I wish this was a actual console game!

Epic.

Besides some very minor/cheep things about this game, it could really grow on you. Like someone before me said, it's worth replaying once you get uberpower.
Pros:
Upgrade system is flawless,
Story is simple, yet funny as hell,
powers areen't very flashy, but who needs flashy when you can eventually clear the damn screen in one shot,
Death...reward? ((Yes, you get orbs when you die. I think it's like the creator saying "This game is a bit cheep so, I'm gonna help you be cheep as well~"))
Cons:
Enemies can get very cheep, very quick ((Final boss especially!)) without Uber,
Boss encounters are a pain early into the game, full upgrades or not,
F**king spider,
No dash ((Then again, this kinda works in the games favor))

Overall? A damn good game worth anyone's time.
Recomended: Level up your armor, Health, and special attack stats asap! Then focus on attack speed/movement. You'll be glad you did.

Hint

"Those with long legs never look at the sky", Urm I'm pretty sure I'm getting lazored by the spiderlasers, other than some of your hints failing to work, I think this game is rather enjoyable, I've been hooked for a few hours now, the multiple boss thing is kind of annoying, especially when it's a one hit kill

Good Replay Value

Very hard in the beginning but it's worth i replaying it with uberpower is great, especially for speed runs. but eventually it gets cheap.