Best... Choose your own adventure type game.. Ever
Funnier and better than the 2nd part of this series. I really like the fact that you include a falcon punch option, which fails epic style. I also love all the witty comments after failing and all the choices. I don't get the calculator thing though... On a real calculator 1337/0=cannot divide by zero or error. I find it funny though. Try and make another one in the series. Seriously.