Haha, this cracked me up!
Hey all of you colourfull, Females I'm a Male looking for a fluffy night out with you! I love to climbing and I play american football. I hope you're a lazy person cause we would be swinging alll night long. We would do it like Charlie Sheen and Mary-kate Olsen after a night of chocolate milks. If you're not idiotic and ready to chess then don't bother.
Thanks to my friends for that great one!!
Glad you and your friends enjoy it, lol
lol
Hey all of you strong, females I'm a male looking for a cute night out with you! I love to kill and I play softball. I hope you're a fast person cause we would be killing alll night long. We would do it like Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki after a night of beers. If you're not amazing and ready to kill then don't bother.
it doesnt make sense but still funny!
Well if you say so! Glad you enjoyed it.
Nice job bro.
Chris found themselves on the floor outside of House feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Chris decided to go back inside but was turned away by the large bouncer at the door. Chris wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why boner?' to which the bouncer, Penis replied 'Because' with a look of small.
By this point, Chris had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a burning Porno which was just lying in the middle of the road. Chris who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Fap the object which teleported them to House, which was filled with many people, all looking very sticky, Chris wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Friend, what had happend? Chris didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Fapping.
End?
lol, well then, glad you liked it.
for the laugh..
Hey all of you RED, MALEs I'm a FEMALE looking for a BIG night out with you! I love to SNORT and I play Hockey. I hope you're a HOT person cause we would be SNORTING alll night long. We would do it like TOM KRUISE and KRUISE TOM after a night of Dingle berry delights. If you're not BLUE and ready to Sleep then don't bother.
Was not expecting this. Ending ftw.
lol, glad it made you laugh :p
Oh Baby.
Hey all of you Giraffe Necked, Girls I'm a Girl looking for a Large Breasted night out with you! I love to Fuck and I play Football. I hope you're a Budha Bellied person cause we would be Sexting alll night long. We would do it like Bill Clinton and Pikachu after a night of Flaming B52s. If you're not Bisexual and ready to Lick then don't bother.
Oh my :o