ROFL!
Here is mine:
Hey all of you Hard, Males I'm a Male looking for a Sweaty night out with you! I love to Fuck and I play Sex. I hope you're a Big person cause we would be Fucking alll night long. We would do it like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus after a night of Semens. If you're not Black and ready to Fuck then don't bother.
Then:
Snoop had just finished his semester at The Penis Town University. Snoop was ready for the June and had plans to fly to a Crotch and stay for 1337 weeks to Humping. Sadly Snoop was tricked and ended up in an Anus where the evil Dog had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Cat. Snoop met Lily and they fucked each other in the asshole.
They were very Sweaty when they found the Hard Semen that would destroy the Dog once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Shit until 13:37. When suddenly a Horny earthquake started to destroy an Anus so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a Black vacation in a Crotch.
Then xD:
Snoop found themselves on the floor outside of an anus feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Snoop decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Sweaty bouncer at the door. Snoop wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Hey alman, wanna give me a blowjob?' to which the bouncer, Alman replied 'Ok :D' with a look of Horny.
By this point, Snoop had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Hard Penis which was just lying in the middle of the road. Snoop who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Suck the object which teleported them to an anus, which was filled with many people, all looking very Deep, Snoop wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in a dick, what had happend? Snoop didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Sucking.
Then:
One day, Snoop got lost en route to Vagina Town and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Sweaty man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Inside, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 1337 yards, go past the Ass - be careful it's a bit Hard on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 500 Miles until you come across the dicks. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Wet.
With that, Snoop put the entire old man inside his ass, and the old man dissapeared. Snoop then and continued Ejaculating on Lily.