Reviews for SS - Chakras

[Oney]

alright

So I don't really give a shit what people think, I strongly believe in people having their own beliefs, but you state everything in this video as if its a matter of fact. I can try but I don't think I'll find a chocolate or whatever you call it inside my body, no matter what way you dissect my fat ass. Also I really think you've destroyed your signiture character, I'm not gonna explain it. Watch a previous patchman toon, then watch this. Patchman what the fuck are you doing. It also adds a nice hefty shit blow seeing as these are the first times you hear patchman speak. OH BOY PATCHMAN IS TALKING WHATS HE GONNASAY OH BOY

patchman no why are you shouting your beliefs at me

As for sound and animation... There is no animation, reused poses and google images. Sorry man its just my feelings I cant help what I feel. :(

RiverJordan responds:

It's all good bro, most people will feel that way after the first lesson. Give it a few more, you may begin to see things differently once we get into the geometries.

[hooya2]

Nothing scientific here.

How do you know that these invisible chakras exist, or how their colors work, or where they are? How exactly do these chakras influence the body's chemistry to bring about the stated effects? Science requires evidence and a mechanism, all I see is wild and crazy claims.

RiverJordan responds:

Look up biophotons on YouTube. They are seen through modern science.

[Strayhat]

I wonder

Which colour is the best one?

I can't tell you why, but I don't much like colours. I have one question. Providing what you're talking about here is correct. Why do I hate it so much when I hear about it?

I mean, you'd think that if something is right I'd somehow "feel" that it's right. But I don't, it's the excact opposite. I hate it, I loathe it. I actually hate it so much that I feel like I have to comment on how much I hate it, which is unusual.

[HarlequindeRustre]

Wow.

You take prismatology and Oriental Mysticism, and turn them into an ideology that reaches a psychosomatic level of stupid not seen since the alien cults formed in the later 20th century (such as Scientology (oddly enough)).

Not only this, but you utilize the idiocy surrounding the fraud of "vibration therapy" and the very abstract(but nonetheless credible) studies of Siegmund Freud and combine them as if they were, somehow, compatable.

Sorry to tell you this, but the gypping of people by basically hypnotizing them into fatuously believing that whatever weird shit that's being performed on them is enacting some eldritch function (these functions only work for the grace that is the psychological placebo) and the behavorial studies of Freud are not from the same school of thought or realm of function in society. Excuse me if the fact that tricking people into handing over vast sums of money for perverse psychological manipulation and a area of study begun by a career psychological researcher are not mutually inclusive.

Come to think of it, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're a student of psychology attempting an experiment using the internet. But I have yet to see proof of such from you, and thus I must pass you off as a sucker for New Age scams.

RiverJordan responds:

You'll see in time then. The 8 chakras actually come out of the egg of life, which is an 8 cell formation within sacred geometry, and the first form that humans take after the perfect sphere. Through sacred geometry you can actually map how people grow from a level that is beyond scientific understanding. I'll be explaining it all over time, all i ask is that you keep watching :)