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Reviews for "desert."

Come on.

Everybody knows that a cactus will hoard lots of water throughout dry seasons. If you're in the desert and thirsty, break open a damn cactus. Also, was I the only one who compared this man to Jesus? Good flash btw.

TimeWasted responds:

But cacti are pointy! No, you aren't the only one that thought that, because while watching this after I made it [specifically at the part when he was under the pump] I thought "huh...he kinda looks like a woolly Jesus...."

Very funny =)

That was a great pick-me-up. Thank you so much for sharing your talents with the rest of us. Very nice work.

TimeWasted responds:

Wow, thanks! You are clearly a very smart, sexy, and likable individual!

Aw man,

That right there is a valid case of non-labeled pretzel tap, and in the desert noless.
For shame on that tap's owner.
Nice flash man.

TimeWasted responds:

Glad you liked it! It was put there by an eccentric rancher years ago, before the land was entirely a desert. His land was later abandoned due to an increase in the harshness of the climate. He left his pretzel pump behind and functional because he had a cruel sense of humor. That's how I see it, anyway, you can envision your own background info if you like.

The Irony

It was very original and very hilarious. I did not see that coming at all thanks for bringing something sweet back to newgrounds.

TimeWasted responds:

Well, thank yuh, sir! I made it with you in mind, Lvl70DorfWar!

It coulda been worse.

I mean, I wouldn't say no to a delicious batch of pretzles available from the tap. Either way this animation had me smiling. :)