Reviews for Meaty Boner

[Renegade-X5]

Absolutely comical.

First time I saw this I was like "Oh no not another cock-joke flash..."
But after giving it a try, I'm giving it 10 stars and a 5-vote.

The action was nice, the enemies got annoying (especially them blood shooters at the pits.)
Took me a good number of tries, and boners, to understand how to beat the final boss.

However I am gonna ask one simple question...
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how did you get away with letting Boner's... erm... Boner show when he's fully meaty on a TEEN game??
I had a hard time concentrating due to laughing so hard. Epic! >XD

[ntn9]

That is one meaty boner!

Flaming boner!

[Hasu-Kumori]

*Insert criticism here*

I could be a complete jerk and make a condescending joke about the flaming boner bonus being 'flaming homo', but I'm not that kind of guy. This game has a phallic shtick going for it and I commend it's 3 days of effort for trying to combine serious side-scrolling with funny dick jokes.

In short, Meaty Boner isn't a game to be taken seriously.

[pownu]

PS:

The only reson i gave it 10 isbecause the voices where pretty good. WHAT ALL U CAN PGRAD IS STRANTH?!?!?

[TheMeat]

wasted time

Great visuals...next time just make the game more fun, too easy and barely any creativity with the gameplay...one thing that was awesome was the announcer