I rarely give 0 stars.
This "game" is slow, uninteresting, and its cut-to-black monologues are a trial in patience and not wanting to put my walking stick through the screen.
I suppose it might be said that the point of this tosh was to mock shitty games that try to be artsy- but there are a lot of artsy games that really are great because they have a deep message to them. Some are light and whimsical. Some are genuinely grim or sad examinations of the psyche.
Personally, I want to believe that this is satire. But I have a hard time with that. Even if that was your intention, it remain that your game is a fucking painful mess- it's not deep, clever, or entertaining. It makes me want to kick a puppy to death for the sake of some actual emotion rather than this sellout bullshit I'm feeling right now.
So whether or not this was meant to be a parody of the artsy games, this has been widely deemed by the public to be useless. It currently has a 1.81 out of 5, and considering for a moment your recent string of bad reviews, I suspect that will go lower as time goes on. I'm certainly not contributing to its survival.
0/5, 0/10.